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Maas roamie slapped his farrid and raise him head up to the sky,
him couldnt believe the sight that just meet him two yeye,
someone had gone pon a hellevah chopping spree,
and had chop dung him favourite old calabash tree,
But a wah de ! A who de !, likkle moas him mek two badwud buss,
but as a christian him think him bettah hold dung de cuss cuss,
Dat was de tree maas roamie spend many a happy day,
dropping rooks pon maas clitie second dawtah bicycle fay,
him remember all de good time him did have under that calabash shade,
memory like dat him hope will nevah fade,
him remember de time him did swap couple breadfruit an piece a dasheen
fe a likkle piece,
an nearly get ketch wid miss tun tun one foot niece,
pastah ezekel did turn up fe one of dem usual likkle bible chat,
just as him was getting into position fe a nice likkle back shat,
him nevah know smaddy couldah run so fast pon one leg
an no body no innah pursuit,
but him did feel lucky cos shi run lef de dasheen and de breadfruit,
pastah ezekel him did so foo fool,
man nevah even notice seh maas roamie a hurry up put weh him tool,
Maas roamie try fe think a who couldah chop dung him tree
widout permission,
so him decide fe hatch a plan fe get a confession,
couple days pass an maas roamie go outah road
a miss tun tun rum bar,
him had a suspicion dat de tree chopping culprit wouldnt be far,
as usual everyone was eeder sitting around drinking likka
talking fawt or chillin out,
maas roamie walk up to de bar an order himself a really cold dragon stout,
den in a loud voice him seh,..unnu quiet a want unnu attenshan,
its about de calabash tree weh smaddy chop dung pon mi lan,
a want to thank de person and give dem a big reward,
de smaddy do mi a big favour so whoeveh yu be come forward,
same time miss tun tun one foot niece jump up an seh a mi chop ie dung clean clean,
yu brute yu,cos yu rooks mi awff an still kip mi breadfruit an dasheen !!
him couldnt believe the sight that just meet him two yeye,
someone had gone pon a hellevah chopping spree,
and had chop dung him favourite old calabash tree,
But a wah de ! A who de !, likkle moas him mek two badwud buss,
but as a christian him think him bettah hold dung de cuss cuss,
Dat was de tree maas roamie spend many a happy day,
dropping rooks pon maas clitie second dawtah bicycle fay,
him remember all de good time him did have under that calabash shade,
memory like dat him hope will nevah fade,
him remember de time him did swap couple breadfruit an piece a dasheen
fe a likkle piece,
an nearly get ketch wid miss tun tun one foot niece,
pastah ezekel did turn up fe one of dem usual likkle bible chat,
just as him was getting into position fe a nice likkle back shat,
him nevah know smaddy couldah run so fast pon one leg
an no body no innah pursuit,
but him did feel lucky cos shi run lef de dasheen and de breadfruit,
pastah ezekel him did so foo fool,
man nevah even notice seh maas roamie a hurry up put weh him tool,
Maas roamie try fe think a who couldah chop dung him tree
widout permission,
so him decide fe hatch a plan fe get a confession,
couple days pass an maas roamie go outah road
a miss tun tun rum bar,
him had a suspicion dat de tree chopping culprit wouldnt be far,
as usual everyone was eeder sitting around drinking likka
talking fawt or chillin out,
maas roamie walk up to de bar an order himself a really cold dragon stout,
den in a loud voice him seh,..unnu quiet a want unnu attenshan,
its about de calabash tree weh smaddy chop dung pon mi lan,
a want to thank de person and give dem a big reward,
de smaddy do mi a big favour so whoeveh yu be come forward,
same time miss tun tun one foot niece jump up an seh a mi chop ie dung clean clean,
yu brute yu,cos yu rooks mi awff an still kip mi breadfruit an dasheen !!