So God created Eve and one day when God stopped by to see how things were going, Eve said she had a problem in that God had created her with three boobs and not two like humans have now. She said the third one (in the middle) was useless because it gets in the way and could God please remove it.
So God did so and all was well.
Then on another day God stopped by to see how her creation was doing and Eve said that she was lonely and needed someone to talk to.
God said: I'll create Adam for you but I'll need to find something to build him out of................ now what did I do with that useless boob ?"
So God did so and all was well.
Then on another day God stopped by to see how her creation was doing and Eve said that she was lonely and needed someone to talk to.
God said: I'll create Adam for you but I'll need to find something to build him out of................ now what did I do with that useless boob ?"