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1) The official “Valentine’s Day SUCKS” Hotline is: 401-992-4027
(Whether YOU hate Valentine’s Day or just know some bitter people who do, you should probably check this out [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]
2) Give a quick call to the “Valentine’s Day is EVIL” Hotline: 401-992-4026
(Because there are a lot of true/evil facts YOU NEED TO KNOW about Valentine’s Day! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]
3) Everyone who is SINGLE on Valentines Day needs to call: 401-992-4047
(Especially single guys looking to pick up a single girl on Valentines Night [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]
4) The Best Valentines Day Gift you can EVER give is this phone number: 973-409-3278
(Seriously. Don’t spend money on a Valentines Day gift this year, just give your significant other this number [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]
5) Instead of a traditional Valentine Card, just give loved ones this number to call: 973-409-3280
(It’s not exactly a nice/sweet Hallmark Card, but at least they’ll know you were thinking of them [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]
We know that Valentine's Day can suck for people in CANADA too so we added a "Valentine's Day SUCKS Hotline" in TORONTO: 647-827-0721
(Whether YOU hate Valentine’s Day or just know some bitter people who do, you should probably check this out [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]
2) Give a quick call to the “Valentine’s Day is EVIL” Hotline: 401-992-4026
(Because there are a lot of true/evil facts YOU NEED TO KNOW about Valentine’s Day! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]
3) Everyone who is SINGLE on Valentines Day needs to call: 401-992-4047
(Especially single guys looking to pick up a single girl on Valentines Night [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]
4) The Best Valentines Day Gift you can EVER give is this phone number: 973-409-3278
(Seriously. Don’t spend money on a Valentines Day gift this year, just give your significant other this number [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]
5) Instead of a traditional Valentine Card, just give loved ones this number to call: 973-409-3280
(It’s not exactly a nice/sweet Hallmark Card, but at least they’ll know you were thinking of them [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]
We know that Valentine's Day can suck for people in CANADA too so we added a "Valentine's Day SUCKS Hotline" in TORONTO: 647-827-0721