The funniest songs ever

[Nunya]

Re: The funniest songs ever

btw, does anyone know the lyrics to 'two white girls on a minibus'??? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/helpsmilie.gif[/img]

[Boopie2]

Re: The funniest songs ever

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yah, but that's not a funny song [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img]
Actually a few of the songs you've aren't <u>FUNNY</u>!!!! \0/

What tha...???? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img] </div></div>

they are funny [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/nahnahnay.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/nahnahnay.gif[/img]

[Boopie2]

Re: The funniest songs ever

Lord and who posted the first Mighty Sparrow song? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] So many soca songs are funny but I can't find the lyrics and I'm not typing all of those words. Actually there was one song talking about Bamboo but I didn't want to do that one. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: The funniest songs ever

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Lord and who posted the first Mighty Sparrow song?</div></div>

what're you - 12? \0/

[CeaBee]

Re: The funniest songs ever

Wild Gilbert....brings back memories [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

y L.G. Lovindeer

Water come inna me room,

Me sweep out some with the broom

The little dog laughed to see such fun

And the dish, run away with the spoon

Oonu see me dish, oonu see me dish

Anybody oonu see mi satellite dish

DIsh take off like flying saucer

Me roof migrate without a visa

Bedroom full up a water

Me inna the dark no light no on ya,

One cold beer cost ten dollar

Me fish and me meat spoil in the freezer

A pure Bully Beef full up the me structure

Full a Bully Beef, full a Bully Beef

Me can’t get fe cook

So me full a Bully Beef

Water wet up me shoes and wet up me hat

Wet up me dog and wet up me cat

Wet up me bed, wet up me parrot

Water wet up me whatsitnot,

You mean you what not?

No me whatsitnot,

Water wet up me whatsitnot

Me a look somewhere safe, dry and warm

The youth dem a loot in de raging storm,

We thank the lord we never get hurt,

Dem say “Thank you Lord for Mr. Gilbert”

Cause you see me fridge a Gilbert gimme

You see me colour tv a Gibert gimme

You see me new video a Gilbert gimme

You see me new stereo a Gilbert gimme

Natty dreadlocks sit down inside

A look how Gilbert a gwaan outside

When breeze lick down Mr. Chin restaurant

Natty Dread jump up and chant

“Lick dem Jah! Gwaan go dweet

a dem did give the Dread pork fe eat

Jook dem Jah with storm and thunder

“Tear off dem roof and bruck dem window”

Two sheet a zinc blow offa Joe house

Dread flash him locks and start to shout

“Selassie I Jah, King of Kings

Show dem say a we run things,

Blow way dem house but mek dem survive

So when dem see I dem will realize

Is through I merciful why dem alive”

Little after that Gilbert turn back

Lift off the roof off a Natty Dread shack

Him say “Bluse and skirt!” Jah must a never know

Say I and I live right yasso!”

When me look up in the air Me see zinc like dirt,

Wa-wa wild Gilbert

Me save me brief but me lose me shirt,

Wa-wa wild Gilbert

Auntie Loy lose her blouse and skirt,

Wa-wa wild Gilbert

Me sorry say Gilbert never divert,

Wa-wa wild Gilbert

Me so frighten me couldn’t even talk

Me kitchen back door gone fe a walk

Light gone the whole place dark

Me neighbour bad dog stop bark

Rain a fall breeze a blow

Kitchen backside outta door

Breeze a blow rain a come down

Mom a say “Oliver storm a come

I don’t want you get wet

For you own protection go in the closet!”

Him say “No Baba me no inna it

Me want experience it

You say me a young bud me no know storm

But this ya little breeze can’t do me no harm.”

Gilbert start, Oliver laugh and say

“Dibby-dibby Huricane move and go weh”

Gilbert get vex and pick up speed

Start blow like when young jackass a breed

When the first sheet a zinc lift off overhead

Oliver first reach under the bed.

Under the bed under the bed

Oliver hiding under the bed

Gilbert blow and a pear tree drop

Him blow down Mr. Chin grocery shop

Him go a John church and blow off the top

All night long him a blow non-stop

Blow way the youth who a loot and rob

Gilbert did one hell of a job

Me never see this from I was born

Gilbert take ‘way me roof and gone

Now me no have nowhere to shelter

Everywhere me turn a pure water

When me look me see me bingo bag

Blowing in the breeze like a blasted flag

So me nail it down on the house top

And all of a sudden the leaking stop

So me under me bag, under me bag

Me shelter under me bingo bag.

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[Nunya]

Re: The funniest songs ever

Good One! Suddenly mi ha craving fi bully beef [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Boopie2]

Re: The funniest songs ever

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Lord and who posted the first Mighty Sparrow song?</div></div>

what're you - 12? \0/ </div></div>

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[Boopie2]

Re: The funniest songs ever

We went to see Sparrow here and he sang the Salt Fish one also he sang one about visiting the Queen. I really liked that one. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70458-applaud.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70458-applaud.gif[/img]