Do you Go to Church?

[DC]

DO YOU GO TO CHURCH?

A friend was coming out of church.

Preacher standing at the door pulls him to a side and says "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

Friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

[Yvonne N.]

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Ha! Good one!

[Emperah]

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[foolya]

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That's Roman\Alexandrian trash. Jesus say I do nothing in secret. Nevertheless, I think church is as much waste of time as watching TV.

[johnnycakes]

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You don't need a church nor a preacher to talk to your god.
He's everywhere if you believe in him/her/it.

That said, if you talk to God you're praying but if HE talks to you then you're considered mad aren't you ?

[kia027]

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[uglywhitedude]

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imo too many people attend that huge mega-church....









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