How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

[DC]

<span style="font-style: italic">Stumbled across this. Had to chuckle at the references to the various denominations. Got to smile at our selves sometimes. I think this pretty much covers it all! </span>

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<span style="text-decoration: underline">How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Charismatic:</span>
Only 1 - Hands are already in the air.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Pentecostal: </span>
10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Presbyterians:</span>
None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Roman Catholic:</span>
None - Candles only. <span style="font-style: italic">(Of guaranteed origin of course.)</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">Baptists:</span>
At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Episcopalians:</span>
3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Mormons:</span>
5 - One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Unitarians:</span>
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Methodists:</span>
Undetermined - Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Nazarene:</span>
6 - One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Lutherans:</span>
None - Lutherans don't believe in change.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Amish:</span>
What’s a light bulb?
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[Compry]

Re: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Silent_River</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

<span style="text-decoration: underline">How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Charismatic:</span>
Only 1 - Hands are already in the air.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Pentecostal: </span>
10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
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Glory!!!

[DC]

Re: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Compray</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Silent_River</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

<span style="text-decoration: underline">How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?</span>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Charismatic:</span>
Only 1 - Hands are already in the air.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Pentecostal: </span>
10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
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Glory!!! </div></div>