Whats heaven really like...

[franksterr]

Is there something you have wondered about heaven, here is the place to ask.

What will people in heaven being doing for all eternity..
is there sex in heaven?
Will marijuana, alcohol and cigarettes be there.
Stag parties, spin the bottle and strip joints be there
Will we eat food?, if so where will it come from?
Are there female angels?
Will my pet be there?
Can we have kids in heaven, start a whole new family
If I am in heaven and my kids are in hell, can I really be happy there?
which family will you be living with....your brothers and sisters or your wife and kids?

[remob1]

Re: Whats heaven really like...

There is no Heaven.........And life on Earth is hell....So make the best of it...Try not to have any regrets because at the end of the day you will be placed six feet under(if you are lucky)to rot

[franksterr]

Re: Whats heaven really like...

How you know there is no heaven?

[remob1]

Re: Whats heaven really like...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: franksterr</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How you know there is no heaven? </div></div>

Same way you know there is a heaven

[franksterr]

Re: Whats heaven really like...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: yaadie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: franksterr</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How you know there is no heaven? </div></div>

Same way you know there is a heaven </div></div>

I know because I am in heaven.

[f0rTyLeGz]

Re: Whats heaven really like...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: franksterr</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is there something you have wondered about heaven, here is the place to ask.

What will people in heaven being doing for all eternity..
is there sex in heaven?
Will marijuana, alcohol and cigarettes be there.
Stag parties, spin the bottle and strip joints be there
Will we eat food?, if so where will it come from?
Are there female angels?
Will my pet be there?
Can we have kids in heaven, start a whole new family
If I am in heaven and my kids are in hell, can I really be happy there?
which family will you be living with....your brothers and sisters or your wife and kids? </div></div>
All good questions!

I used to post that question here every couple of years... Id call the thread, &quot;What's Up In Heaven?&quot; What always get's me is the notion of &quot;eternal life.&quot; Living forever and ever? Wouldn't that be like Hell, to have no chance of failure, loss, defeat, disappointment, or heartbreak forever?

[Emperah]

Re: Whats heaven really like...

You need fi ahx smaddy who's bin dere an come back suh wi cyan kno de chroot.
Oddah den dat a pure guess wukk wi a duh an mi naah no time fi de fantasy business.

[franksterr]

Re: Whats heaven really like...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dahJahPawtTwo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You need fi ahx smaddy who's bin dere an come back suh wi cyan kno de chroot.
Oddah den dat a pure guess wukk wi a duh an mi naah no time fi de fantasy business. </div></div>

How would you define heaven?

[jah_yout]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Will marijuana, alcohol and cigarettes be there</div></div>.

those the only choices?
what about coke, heroin, crystal meth, extasy, xanax...

[neutral]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: franksterr</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

How would you define heaven? </div></div>


Being in bed with two beautiful pert breasted women.

[franksterr]

Re: Whats heaven really like...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Natral</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: franksterr</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

How would you define heaven? </div></div>


Being in bed with two beautiful pert breasted women. </div></div>

Heaven is where the heart is

Queen of Sheba
1:13.A bundle of myrrh is my well-beloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts.

[Emperah]

Re: Whats heaven really like...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: franksterr</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dahJahPawtTwo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You need fi ahx smaddy who's bin dere an come back suh wi cyan kno de chroot.
Oddah den dat a pure guess wukk wi a duh an mi naah no time fi de fantasy business. </div></div>

How would you define heaven? </div></div>

dem talk bout heaven pan ert. Some a dem a have dem heaven ya no while dem a gi wi hell.

Heaven would be what dem call a state of Ma'at which is truth, justice, righteousness balanced in de weight of the scales with the feather of Ma'at.

[Dr.Dudd]

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If heaven is such a paradice and one can only get there after dying,ware all the people promoting not in a hurry to go there?

[Peasie]

Re: Whats heaven really like...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Natral</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: franksterr</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How would you define heaven? </div></div>Being in bed with two beautiful pert breasted women. </div></div>
But to the women, Natral, that may be their definition of hell !