Max nuh stap gi mi joke... I never see ah dawg so fraidy fraidy fram I was born!
If him hear de breeze ah blow outside im run go hide undaneet de kitchen table an ah peep out from behine mi foot.
Sometimes mi walk up behine him an crinkle paypa - im jump like chree foot inna de air an tek awf!!! whooiii
But wen we go to the Vet im waan bark afta de big ole Alsatian dawg weh can swallow him wid one gulp. \o/
dat dawg is too funny!
If him hear de breeze ah blow outside im run go hide undaneet de kitchen table an ah peep out from behine mi foot.

Sometimes mi walk up behine him an crinkle paypa - im jump like chree foot inna de air an tek awf!!! whooiii

But wen we go to the Vet im waan bark afta de big ole Alsatian dawg weh can swallow him wid one gulp. \o/
dat dawg is too funny!

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