when i was little we had di moast spoilest dawg. he could crap on the carpet but could i? i don't even want to tell you if i did that. bloody dawg have alla him own shampoo, towel and perfume. all i had was linda soap. soh mi teef smaddy dawg. how come unnuh noh tell mi bout grooming tools and grooming skillz fi prevent shedding?
mi neh know. i tho't he was being a dirty bastard shedding all over the place. then i wikki'ed it and found he has to be groomed two times at least and not one of you sons a [censored] said a word, note to the holy. <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;"> i bleev his original master loves the thot of dog ownership but not the responsibiliy which is why i have this bear sized beast
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k goint out.
mi neh know. i tho't he was being a dirty bastard shedding all over the place. then i wikki'ed it and found he has to be groomed two times at least and not one of you sons a [censored] said a word, note to the holy. <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;"> i bleev his original master loves the thot of dog ownership but not the responsibiliy which is why i have this bear sized beast
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as i once cut the hair above bruno the poodles's eyes and other just dogs laughed at him.
I usually take dogs to the "spa"
twice a year. They act differently when they get out....like they feel a lot better, ....but then the first thing my male dog would do was go look for a pile of horse manure to roll in.

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