Re: General discussion on Pet Shack
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...as mi luv fi seh, a town mi baawn an grow...slum daawgs more haftin dan nat didn't haff it pretty, for owl bwouys wudda siddung pan wall an stone slum daawgs at night, just for the fun of it
...mi can stillear some a dem a yelp in pain....oh Laawd..so hiff yuh noh waan yuh daawgs fi get lick...yuh chain dem innah di yaawd, so dem noh goh a street.
Well, daawg did bite mi since mi was about 4 years old, and since then, my parents weren't too tuff on di idea...anihoo, mi noh know whey mi fadda did get this pretty likkle byatch fram, fram shi a new puppy.. but shi pretty so til...wi did call har "Beauty."
what a dear an loving likkle "pet'...Beauty did soh pretty, mi did all carry har a Boy's town, right dere at Collie Smith Dr., a Trench Town go a di daawg show...yuh waan si mi an Beauty a run di lap, dat time Beauty did have wan string roun har neck
...wi cuddn afford wan collah...well mi did tink seh dem treat Beauty unfairly, cazzing seh a wan big daawg whey wan white ooman did haff whey did win....wan really BIIIGGG daawg. Until tiddeh mi tink a di string roun har neck mek shi lose..
Well, one day wi go a tawndry a ForeShore Road go bade, wan Sunday, wi always goh pan Sundays aftah early Mass, an Beauty did luv di watah...anihoo, shi ran off while we were bading, an wi swear seh a wan a di xxxman dem did teef har...[ongle dem dem did liv dung dere in dose days, near di watah] whateva happin tuh har...hantil tiddeh wi still noh know...wi bawl living yeye watah nevah eat noh dinnah dat day, wi were so sad dat shi gaawn....fi weeks wi did a hexpeck har fi cum chroo di gate...NAT !!
Aftah dat wi did haff wan name "Lucky"...well Lucky did bruk har foot..
an wi did carry har a "Hanimal Hawspital" but dem cudd'n fix ie..an wi fashioned a splint for her to walk...an wi moved to country wid har until she passed.
Dem were di two daawgs wi did haff a Kingston.
Di country dogs we had for "pets" were just as sweet, REGAL and acted like dem own di yaawd...yes, wi used to mek tun carnmeal, grung food [wi had dat in abundance] and chikkin back and scrapsies meat...fidem dinnah pan coal stove religiously every night..they were good watch daawgs also...dem cuddah hear smaddie a cum fram miles away an alert us..
Mi breddah did tel mi seh, wan night ome membah a di fambly did go into di town, and when late ketch, noh come back...mi hear seh, innah di daawk...before di days of local taxis [our minis were on the road] who dem si a cum innah di daawk cum meet "dem"...no one a di daawgs?
Leff di yaawd and walk half di distance cum meet dem innah di daawk...He/She was soooo happy fi si Brownie...Daawg a man's bess fren fi chroo..
Mi udda tell oono whole heap more torie, but oonoh hear enuff..
Mi noh waan sound too long-winded...Puff puff.
**chukkle**
...as mi luv fi seh, a town mi baawn an grow...slum daawgs more haftin dan nat didn't haff it pretty, for owl bwouys wudda siddung pan wall an stone slum daawgs at night, just for the fun of it

Well, daawg did bite mi since mi was about 4 years old, and since then, my parents weren't too tuff on di idea...anihoo, mi noh know whey mi fadda did get this pretty likkle byatch fram, fram shi a new puppy.. but shi pretty so til...wi did call har "Beauty."
what a dear an loving likkle "pet'...Beauty did soh pretty, mi did all carry har a Boy's town, right dere at Collie Smith Dr., a Trench Town go a di daawg show...yuh waan si mi an Beauty a run di lap, dat time Beauty did have wan string roun har neck


Well, one day wi go a tawndry a ForeShore Road go bade, wan Sunday, wi always goh pan Sundays aftah early Mass, an Beauty did luv di watah...anihoo, shi ran off while we were bading, an wi swear seh a wan a di xxxman dem did teef har...[ongle dem dem did liv dung dere in dose days, near di watah] whateva happin tuh har...hantil tiddeh wi still noh know...wi bawl living yeye watah nevah eat noh dinnah dat day, wi were so sad dat shi gaawn....fi weeks wi did a hexpeck har fi cum chroo di gate...NAT !!
Aftah dat wi did haff wan name "Lucky"...well Lucky did bruk har foot..

Dem were di two daawgs wi did haff a Kingston.
Di country dogs we had for "pets" were just as sweet, REGAL and acted like dem own di yaawd...yes, wi used to mek tun carnmeal, grung food [wi had dat in abundance] and chikkin back and scrapsies meat...fidem dinnah pan coal stove religiously every night..they were good watch daawgs also...dem cuddah hear smaddie a cum fram miles away an alert us..
Mi breddah did tel mi seh, wan night ome membah a di fambly did go into di town, and when late ketch, noh come back...mi hear seh, innah di daawk...before di days of local taxis [our minis were on the road] who dem si a cum innah di daawk cum meet "dem"...no one a di daawgs?
Leff di yaawd and walk half di distance cum meet dem innah di daawk...He/She was soooo happy fi si Brownie...Daawg a man's bess fren fi chroo..
Mi udda tell oono whole heap more torie, but oonoh hear enuff..


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