Confucious say, dog who run behind car get exhausted

[Nanook]

&quot;someday you will find yourself barking up the <span style="font-style: italic">right</span> tree&quot;

&quot;you will grow old learning new tricks&quot;

&quot;confucius sey, dog shopping in pet store have bone to pick&quot;



&quot;rollovers are easier eaten than performed&quot;

&quot;the hardest thing in the word to understand is the tax code and any word other than <span style="font-style: italic">sit</span>

&quot;confucius sey, bug infested dog flea the scene&quot;

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These are just too cute! My dogs are loving them!

Doggie fortune cookies

[johnnycakes]

Re: Confucious say, dog who run behind car get exhausted

That reminds me of a couple of Gary Larson Far Side cartoons:
The first has a scene with a man and his dog (hanging out the window) in a car driving by a neighbor's dog.
The dod in the car barks out to his friend on the sidewalk:
&quot;Ha ha Biff guess what? We're going shopping and we're going to the ice cream store and then I'm going to be tutored.&quot;

The second shows a pack of dogs (in dog Heaven) chasing a slow moving truck.
The caption reads
&quot;Every day in doggy Heaven, a truck made out of spiced ham drives slowly through allowing dogs who feel like it to chase and bite it.&quot;