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<span style="font-size: 20pt"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #FF0000">Mek unnu come tuh mi birtday bashment!</span></span></span>
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<span style="font-size: 20pt"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #FF0000">Mek unnu come tuh mi birtday bashment!</span></span></span>
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Re: Tiddey mi 16th birtday!
Di tap pictra mi lass weekend.
Di nexx pictra mi Monday or Tuesday nite.
Di nexx wan mi inna yestidday's snow.
Di lass pictra mi tiddey.
Unnu cyaan see mi muckluck dem (mi boots) inna pictra wid mi wearin' mi parka an sweater. -
Re: Tiddey mi 16th birtday!
Looking good for 112 in human years!!
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Re: Tiddey mi 16th birtday!
Dem sey mi inna mi early 90s hiff yuh cansider laka human.
Yuh see mi gold bone pan mi collar? Dat fram di PSFS Loews Hotel inna Centa City Philadelphia. Missus Witchy tek mi wid har fi'har 30 year high school reunion Thanksgivin weekend. Alla dem dem haff fun wid rides dem inna har ole cyar, Babycakes, cawse shi drive dat cyar back den too, and har friend dem memba dat cyar an all dem good time dem inna ie.
Mi haff mi own queen bed inna dat hotel, and dem gi'mi silva food an wata bowl dem, and wan blue feed mat, and wan binki fi'curl up pan wid di hotel nyame and pictra. Dem hotel peepul dem also come play wid mi wen Miz Witchy wid har friend dem and dem walk mi all ova Philly City Hall courtyaawd.
Mi leff wan big present fi' Mayor Nutter nyame pan ee inna dat courtyaawd, too. Dat wat mi tink ah him an him politrix fi'Philly.
Mi haffi hide ee so di hotel man nuh see ee and pick ee hup.
Doan tell Miz Witchy dat mi leff dat fi'di man, doah... shi nat gwaan be happy 'bout dat.
Yuh tink mi shudda leff card wid my nyame pan mi gift fi Mayor Nutter?
Miz Witchy gi'mi birtday suppa: <span style="font-weight: bold">roast chicken leg wid rice an yellow curry an carrot an yam an spinach!</span>
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Re: Tiddey mi 16th birtday!
Dis was mi birtday brekfass, Miz Witchy gi'mi leftova Moroccan chicken, Moroccan green bean wid chickpea, carrot wid cuumin, an coosscouss.
See'ee yah --
Mi love mi orange chicken!Comment
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Re: Tiddey mi 16th birtday!
Happy Birthday Midnight!If you don't fight for what you deserve, you deserve what you get.
We are > Fossil Fuels --- Bill McKibben 350.orgComment
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Re: Tiddey mi 16th birtday!
Many thanks fi sharing my birtday wid mi, Miz Tilly... an Miz Peasie!
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Re: Tiddey mi 16th birtday!
Good fi see u and you owner still deh bout. is wah day yah di boad did a aks fi oonuComment
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Re: Tiddey mi 16th birtday!
Happy Birthday Midnight!!!
Great too see he is still around and great to see you are still around too Witchy!Comment
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Re: Tiddey mi 16th birtday!
Miz Witchy try kill harself inna Septemba again. Dat mek har fifth try. Shi nuh care much 'bout me or she nuh try'ie. Shi nuh think 'bout mi wen she try kill harself, shi nuh wonda wha gwaan happ'n tuh mi if shi die. Who gwaan hep me tek cyare miself if she die? Nobaddi. I'm ole, I cyaa dweet widdout smaddy help. Mi take medicaayshun inna morn'n and inna even'n - half pill dem. Widdout di Tramadol, mi cyaa walk, cawse mi bone dem stiffen and di pain bad-bad. Tramadol tek mi pain and stiffness 'wey an mek me walk again. Too bad it nuh work as good fi' Miz Witchy.
Still. Mi haff mi 16th birtdey and mi still 'live an well. Mi happy nuff.Comment
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Re: Tiddey mi 16th birtday!
my moxie loves her tramadol.Comment
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Re: Tiddey mi 16th birtday!
seriously? wow
i can't beging to fathom what it is like to live with pain so maybe that is why i don't get it.
i wish you continued failure witchy
and some good pain meds and maybe a shrink fi good measure 
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Midnight</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Miz Witchy try kill harself inna Septemba again</span>. Dat mek har fifth try. Shi nuh care much 'bout me or she nuh try'ie. Shi nuh think 'bout mi wen she try kill harself, shi nuh wonda wha gwaan happ'n tuh mi if shi die. Who gwaan hep me tek cyare miself if she die? Nobaddi. I'm ole, I cyaa dweet widdout smaddy help. Mi take medicaayshun inna morn'n and inna even'n - half pill dem. Widdout di Tramadol, mi cyaa walk, cawse mi bone dem stiffen and di pain bad-bad. Tramadol tek mi pain and stiffness 'wey an mek me walk again. Too bad it nuh work as good fi' Miz Witchy.
Still. Mi haff mi 16th birtdey and mi still 'live an well. Mi happy nuff. </div></div>Comment
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Re: Tiddey mi 16th birtday!
Wow!
Happy birthday Midnight.Comment
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Re: Tiddey mi 16th birtday!
Many tonks tuh alla unnu!
Yes, French Tickla, Miz Witchy nuh haff health insurance, and Mista Witchy been unemployd fi ova 11 month dem. So shi save wan Tramadol fram harseff an gi'ee tuh mi, split in haff an I get haff wid mi breakfass and haff wid mi suppa. She guh widdout har fourth Tramadol each dey so mi can haff ee. Mista Witchy nuh haff him blood pressha medicayshun fi a couple month dem.
Mi get mi daily walk wid Mista Witchy, and moss' dey dem smaddy fram di high school pickney dem come by and offa to run wid mi inna Orange Park. So mi get ah run moss dey dem. Peepul dem 'round yahso like mi nuff tuh help mi. Sumtime di firemens dem come 'round di carner fram di firehouse an pick mi up an gi'mi wan big-big run wid dem dem pan di high school track 'round di carner, too.
Miz Witchy jess sit an stare at nuthin' most dey dem. Sometime har computer on and shi stare at ee, sometime shi juss stare at it wen it off. Mista Witchy mek shi guh (cyarry shi) to Mass moss every mornin and on Sunday. Shi a Catlikk now, har convert. Den dem dem come home and him look fi'jab and shi jusss stare. Wan naybor come an cut har hair diss week, juss ah trim, cawse shi waan kep ie laang. Har hair now ongle midway dung har back now, afta di cut. Shi put in up inna french twist or bun most dey dem, to guh church. Mista Witchy haffi hep har get dress, doah, shi cyaa dweet harseff nuh mare. Den har dand dem grab har hair, and twiss ee or roll ee up inna wan bun, and clip or pin ee, and shi done wid ee. Mi nuh memba di lass tyime har look inna mirror.
Mi wait fi dem to come home inna morn'n, and mi naym off mi breakfass... and den mi sleep on couch or watch har stare. Den Mista Witchy walk me. Den him nyam lunch. Den wan pickney might come and tek mi fi'run inna Park. Or fireman might come fi'mi fi'while. Den mi sleep onna couch 'gain, or watch Miz Witchy stare some more. den dem nyamm suppa, feed mi suppa, and mi guh sleep... or watch Miz Witchy stare... or play wid di puss dem yahso... or jump up and sleep wid Mista Witchy wen him watch TV. All wi guh sleep. An nexx morn'n di sayme ting dem all ova 'gain. Mi a daawg, dat okay fi'mi. Dat nat rite fi'Miz Witchy doah.
My type toomuch, mi paw dem tired. Layta!
Ah tired mi, gwaan tek wan nap.Comment
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