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When mi was doing de ravine de oddah day, pan mi naybah side him have a whole heap a rocks ova deh. Mi neh put dung de mulch as of yet, but as mi was raking de dirt an mek everyting roun deh look unifawm, mi si one black sittin move.
mi stawt cuss an grab mi spade an run aftah him while mi a cuss him seh only one a wi a guh leave ya tuhdeh yuh hear mi 
mi did a seh it loud tuh suh anybody who hear mi mussee tink seh a mad smaddy dung deh. Him guh undah one a de big rock dem an mi neh have no pizen suh mi guh an grab wasp spray an fill in weh him guh an seh "NYAAM DAT YUH DUTTY BEASS YUH!
De naybah did a worry bout me using mulch bout how it will attract moles an tings meanwhile dem a live inna feem rocks dem. When him come back from China de enn a dis week him face a guh
den 
and wid 
when mi tell him.
Anyhw mi did a read seh high mounds of mulch attract mice in de wintah cah dem a look place fi keep warm.
Now mi a look up rat pizen an ting fi spray mi mulch wid b4 de wintah come ar if mi cyan find sittin fi spray out deh dat wi mek dem waan guh sumweh else. I piled up nuff mulch roun de back cah mi had too much, now mi mightan haffee dumpee cross de rd inna de open field ar geet weh tuh smaddy.
We have one chinese naybah up de rd who a tek bricks weh leftova from any a de house dem an mek walkway inna har backyaad wid dem. All inna har front yaad shi dweet tuh and it is pis-ssin off har naybah dem caz is a hugly site. She all ha sum pile up 5 high inna har front yaad den seh plant tings dung inside dem.
Well mi naybah tell mi seh nuff mole holes deh roun har brick dem cah bricks have holes an dem nuh cover up de way shi dweet an mi stawt tink seh de one mi si travel from dehsuh
Yessideh mi did a wat mi naybah plants next tuh feem driveway an mi si de same dutty tinkin ross mouse move again 
mi stawt cuss an grab mi spade an run aftah him while mi a cuss him seh only one a wi a guh leave ya tuhdeh yuh hear mi mi did a seh it loud tuh suh anybody who hear mi mussee tink seh a mad smaddy dung deh. Him guh undah one a de big rock dem an mi neh have no pizen suh mi guh an grab wasp spray an fill in weh him guh an seh "NYAAM DAT YUH DUTTY BEASS YUH! De naybah did a worry bout me using mulch bout how it will attract moles an tings meanwhile dem a live inna feem rocks dem. When him come back from China de enn a dis week him face a guh
den and wid when mi tell him.Anyhw mi did a read seh high mounds of mulch attract mice in de wintah cah dem a look place fi keep warm.
Now mi a look up rat pizen an ting fi spray mi mulch wid b4 de wintah come ar if mi cyan find sittin fi spray out deh dat wi mek dem waan guh sumweh else. I piled up nuff mulch roun de back cah mi had too much, now mi mightan haffee dumpee cross de rd inna de open field ar geet weh tuh smaddy.
We have one chinese naybah up de rd who a tek bricks weh leftova from any a de house dem an mek walkway inna har backyaad wid dem. All inna har front yaad shi dweet tuh and it is pis-ssin off har naybah dem caz is a hugly site. She all ha sum pile up 5 high inna har front yaad den seh plant tings dung inside dem.
Well mi naybah tell mi seh nuff mole holes deh roun har brick dem cah bricks have holes an dem nuh cover up de way shi dweet an mi stawt tink seh de one mi si travel from dehsuh
Yessideh mi did a wat mi naybah plants next tuh feem driveway an mi si de same dutty tinkin ross mouse move again
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