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this is tooooooo funny
we can all relate as parents
and the questions
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The comedic entertainment value is priceless
Perhaps he will get a job doing something outside of the house and he can shoot and bury the sorry looking thingy!
Hilarious!!!
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I dont get it? Maybe oonuh see something i dont...Comment
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What u don't get? U click pon the links?Comment
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Originally posted by missus_vegas View Post
Question & Answer Answered On Q: Hi, as a freshly married farmer (okay nearly 2 years) and as a man who enjoys his job immensely, kids aren't as yet here but in the formed opinion of being 'future proof' I was wondering if may be suitable for hauling sheep and lambs from the field (towed behind my unfamily ready Landrover) as well as being a handy and sturdy feed barrow for the cattle too. I am more than impressed of the 'gunk' in the tyres. It's good stuff. My wife can't change tyres so I've filled her tyres with the same stuff as well so this might be a good accompaniment. I'm a bit concerned if this attracts some sort of tax though, for being rather 'minty' in colour but a could use it for hauling muck so the colour would change anyway. Has it ever had a hot power washer used on it. Just thinking that it could be colour fade from the heat. 'Single farm payment' (subsidy for the uninitiated) is being delayed though so would you take 3 heifers or 1 in-calf cow as payment? Thanks, Tim 22-Jan-15 A: I would suggest you speak to a really hot tax accountant or your barrista in starbucks for tax avoidance advice. If you go back to my original listing I think you will find my problems all started with one in calf cow so with regret I am not up for another. Q: You have obviously been deeply traumatised by the Parenting / Childhood experience and need a total break from reality. Given the tax liabilities with HMRC (who are probably monitoring this thread). Would you consider a 4 week break on my luxury yacht which is currently moored in Grand Cayman as part payment, along with the asking price of £9.99. Flights would be extra. 22-Jan-15 A: Could I come on my own and leave the rest of them at home? Q: Dear Broken, I'm unfamiliar with this model. How many blows does this one need to concuss a randy Alsatian? Kind regards, V 21-Jan-15 A: Several to the skull but just the one if you aim it right at his randy bits... Q: Hey Joel, You seem like an upstanding pillar in the community and a man who knows about life, I hope you mind if I ask you some life advice. I am a single man who's never been married, has no children, owns his own house and a Honda Magna 500cc V30 I ride regularly. Lately I have been living the life of ex-girlfriends, some with kids and one that wants kids. I have just had my house valued and it's worth more than I thought. My question to you is, should I sell up, travel to all the places I've always wanted to visit, live on a beach and generally not have a care in the world, or should I start a family with the said ex-girlfriend? Kind regards Lauro (onefortheroad) 21-Jan-15 A: I think you need to try before you buy. I suggest you move in with my family and I will take the bike and the beach for a while and see how you get on. After a short period of maybe 15 years we can swap back.If you can find me..... Comment
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for miss vegas
Q: we've had 5 children and we're expecting our 6th in April, my wife feels embarrassed telling people that, for me it's more of a trophy. Anyway we've owned about 27 different buggies over the period of our child-transporting years ... this is the ONLY one we haven't owned. I would like to explain to you the pains I haven endured over the years, but feel after reading your plight that you need to simply move on and forget it ever happened. Anyway I wanted to ask a couple of key questions. 1) can you collapse it using only one hand whilst holding another child back from becoming roadkill using the other hand? 2) how much weight in shopping does it support on the handle without flipping the baby backwards? (have you tested this to the limit?) 3) when you hit a kerb in this, can you push down on the handle to go up, or do you have to stand screaming in the road that the turning moment is insufficient? 4) would you sell it to me for £20 before the bid ends? (doubt you'll get better offer) 21-Jan-15 A: -Any parent worth their salt can control a child using one leg while balancing on the other. A really good parent can control them using a series of screams and random threats. - We used to keep child number 3 in the luggage section at the bottom. It made them appreciate the cinderella seat all the more. - Child safety was never our concern when we purchased this. If it was I would never have been left as the only responsible adult. Comment
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Without first reading the yahoo link with the pic and original article, the q and a didnt mek mych sense. Mi never see say a two link wahalla post.Comment
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