Worse or funniest experience with a toddler

[Nylah]

I was teasing my godson the other day about a "moment" we had together when he was about 2 1/2 yrs old He of course cant remember it but it was clear as day for me

His parents went on a much needed trip for a week and I got the two kids for the time being. The eldest was 10 yrs old and the little one had just finished his potty training so his parents thought it would be okay to leave them with me.

At first it was cool...hanging out with Auntie Nylah wasnt so bad

but then the little guy couldnt understand where mummty and daddy where by day 2. I would explain as best as I can that they will be back in 4 sleeps....Well it wasnt computing for little man.....

So day 3 comes and I am on the phone with a neighbor arranging a lunch playdate for the little guy. As I am chatting way, I look down the hallway cause all of a sudden it was deathly quiet in his bedroom.

As I look about the place I see little man coming down the hallway with this determined look on his face....leaving a trail of brown footprints in the rug.....not wearing his diaper

As I freeze in horror as I realize that the brown footprint marks on the light colored carpet were made from his poop.....when little man gets in front of me, he flings his poop filled diaper at my feet with this "how you like me now" look on his face.

I let out one long scream

Little man had poop smeared all over himself; on the hallway carpet; and all over his toys in his bedroom

the poor neighbor thought one of the kids was dead from how me did scream

Well my scream did startle him - dont think he was expecting that kind of reaction from me So he start bawl down the place...I start bawl down the place when I realize the magnitude of his doo-dooing protest.....so we both just cried together

I flung him into the bathtub and spent the rest of the day disinfecting everything in sight in this child's bedroom

His protest came to a screeching halt......

His mother laughed her [censored] off when I told her about her little man's form of protest

[kia027]

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Toddlers have such a unique way of expressing themselves beyond the basic tantrums eh

[Nylah]

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you see it though

When I retold the story to him he thought it was the funniest thing he had ever heard....no shame whatsoever

Then he gave me a hug for traumatizing me

[diabolical_Tanya]

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My niece (hope she never finds this site) and my nephew are 2+ years apart. I used to cut the boys hair when he was little.

One day I had both of them and we were hanging out and stuff and then I went to fix them some lunch.

all of a sudden it was deathly silent in the house. I don't know how long that went on before I noticed, but when I did and went and found the little 2 year old girl she was standing infront of the mirror with some kiddy paper scissors and no more bangs

[Hush Darlin]

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I was babysittin a little girl and had my daughter with me
they were in the other room playinga and I was making them something to eat
My daughter came in the kitchen and I noticed that one of her braid looked funny so I held it and it came off on my hand
The lottle girl cut off one of my daughter's braid and then she tried to stick it back on

[R00TS]

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when the twins were nearly 2 we went to eat and sat in a booth.
The boys were on one side me and dad on the other. Ordered our food and the boys stood up on the booth seat and right behind them facing the other direction was a bald man nd his wife..They seen tht bald head and started slappin it like a drum

[Nylah]

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even if you have no desire to breed, you have to admit that kids can be damn funny when them is ready

[Phatty]

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My mother and Phatboi sat down to do a name learning activity. So he was naming off everyone in the house, he came to his picture and my mother said "That's Cami."
Cameron looked at her and said "No Mama. That's Caminen."
So when they came to my picture she said "That's Mommy."
Cameron looked at her with his eyebrow cocked and said, "No Mama, her name is Moiya."

Mi Madda frighten yuhsi!

[goldilocks]

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we lived on the third floor of an apartment complex and cousin and his wife lived below us. (the wife was kind of bougie and the whole family didn't like her much) One day my daughter was out on the back verandah sitting on her little Barbie bike, with her dad. All of a sudden we hear the wife down on the level below screaming - my dawta had peed and it was running down on her head (on the porch below)! Daddy couldn't help but BOAL for days afta. I'm glad I wasn't home at the time because hubby came upstairs upset about it. But he ended up laughing too.

[nattydreadgirl]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SweetSsop</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I was babysittin a little girl and had my daughter with me
they were in the other room playinga and I was making them something to eat
My daughter came in the kitchen and I noticed that one of her braid looked funny so I held it and it came off on my hand
The lottle girl cut off one of my daughter's braid and then she tried to stick it back on </div></div>

on her trying to stick the braid back on.

[Nylah]

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I think everyone has a hair and scissors story about some kid they love to cut their hair or some other kid's hair

goldilocks that story is and but mainly

[Hush Darlin]

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and few months after that incident Bre did a hair cut on her self
she cut off one big chunk off the front
she had a picky for a long time