When ole oomanz ah look pan yuh teenage son

[UKBlackLady]

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A friend of mine came to stay recently. Long divorced and extremely attractive, Paula hadn't seen my 17-year-old son for two years. When she spotted him, her eyes lit up.
'Darling,' she purred, prodding him like the witch from Hansel and Gretel. 'Look at you. Gorgeous shoulders. Are you spoken for?'
My insides turned to ice. When had my son turned from a Pokemon-obsessed little urchin into potential fodder for my notoriously predatory friend?

The Mrs Robinson effect: Veronica Henry with her 17-year-old son Jake, whom her girlfriends have started flirting with
My instinct was to snarl 'Back off!' Was it an over-reaction? Boys are supposed to be able to look after themselves, after all.

But let's turn the tables, and imagine my husband salivating over someone's 16-year-old daughter - 'Fantastic breasts, sweetheart. Have you got a boyfriend?'
It would be socially unacceptable. There would be an outraged father on the doorstep before you could say 'sexual assault'.
My son handled Paula magnificently. With great aplomb, in fact, chatting easily, topping up her wine, laughing at her jokes. I sat at the table with gritted teeth, until it suddenly dawned on me - he didn't fancy her. He was humouring her.
He escorted her gallantly to the spare bedroom as she tottered unsteadily on her spiky heels. 'Come on, let's get you into bed,' he said, with the world-weary air of a junior doctor dealing with an unruly patient.

[UKBlackLady]

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The article above struck a cord with me because I remember having to warn a couple of 'friends' off of my son when he was a teen. Of course, they acted the innocent

I personally have never done the younger guy thing, and try my best not to knock anyone that does. But when it comes to My chile. He doesn't need any ole ooman tryin' ah ting!

Years ago I managed a nightclub, so used to get many invites to various events across town. One came in the post for an event. It looked like young people tings so I gave the invites to my son and his best friend - they were about 18/19 years old at the time.

About three hours after they left I got a frantic call from my son asking me to come save him! Okay, so while speaking to him I'm throwing on my crep, yanking out earrings, applying vaseline to my face and cranking the car engine all at the same time about to rush to their rescue.

My son continues on saying the women won't leave him and his friend alone. I'll never forget, he said "and they are REALLY old mummy". I asked how old. He said "I don't know... About 35..."

He told me that one pushed her number into the front pocket of his jeans... Now she I would have hole in her chroat ...

In the end I told them to get out if they felt uncomfortable. They learnt that night that nothing is more dangerous than when a ooman smell fresh meat.

Although it makes me giggle there is a slight underlaying nausea ... those women must have really put it on them because they were shook for a while!

[Kurlie]

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I gree YuSiMi...I guess because I have a teenage son and thinking of my friends hitting on him makes my skin scrawl and feel nauseated at the time So far so good but I am watching out fi dem cougars.

[UKBlackLady]

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That's the word I was looking for "Cougar".

Yes, very I recall having a conversation with a childless friend. She saw nothing wrong with dating/sleeping with an 18 year old, she was early 30s or so at the time... She couldn't understand why I was so horrified. I suppose not being a mother herself she couldn't see my point of view at all

[mountaingal]

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i read an article once by a man who remembered fondly being a teen and being schooled into the art of sex by an older woman. the writer urged society to back off a little in thinking that it is always a case of child abuse.

i don't have sons though, so maybe if i did i'd react strongly to such a position.

[julie*mango]

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thank god i have girls..lol...none of mr skells friends wudda mad enuff fi try nutting

[CeaBee]

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so is ongly the old man a road u haffi worry bout

[UKBlackLady]

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MGee: I have a couple of guy friends who &quot;fondly&quot; remember losing their virginity to much older women while still in their teens... However, for me it <span style="font-weight: bold">is</span> child abuse. The &quot;adult&quot; should show restraint! WTH?!?!

CTBS: I tell you men have no manners I have had men trying to chat up my daughter right in front of me whilst she is wearing her school uniform... The men I know cooden mad... I would do serious jail time.

[Kurlie]

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majority of the men in JA loose their virginity in their teens and to older women....oh the stories I hear and they actually think it makes them a man &quot;big man&quot;

[Yvonne N.]

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There's fear all around.

Too much slackness...everywhere...

Should things be run they way they ought to be, everybaddy wud know dem place.

[julie*mango]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ceabee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so is ongly the old man a road u haffi worry bout </div></div>

yes..di young one dem wuddan fraid a mi

[diabolical_Tanya]

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lawd mi girlfren have a 17yo nephew yu si di boy have a body an a face like that sculpture of David

But then I look at him again and I remember the first time I met him. He was 4 wid looong hair ketch up in one the whole day (was at a party) I kept saying what a pretty little girl he was

[coolmugs]

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In Jamaica the boy would find nothing wrong with older women chatting dem up. They would look at it as a conquest but I think its wrong.

[JAmerican Ooman]

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Lawd, I remeber being in the mall with my then 16yo 6'5&quot; son.. I walk out of the store and there is some WOMAN chatting him up, all smiling and everything an he smiling too.. he saw me and I saw him shove something in his pocket.. I asked him who was that and he said some lady that stopped me coming out the store I said whats in your pocket he said her number, now mind you I got ole gyal in my eyesight and I am walking toward her, I said her number for what, and he said to call her.. and I said FOR WHAT.,, and him say just to talk..

well I have reach this w_nch by now and I said, you gave my son your number and she said yes whats the problem.. I said how old are you and she said what difference..yadda yadda. and I said I know you can look in this CHILDS face and tell thats what he is.. she said well he took the number and I said well you can have the number back because this boy is 16 and she acted like she was shocked..

I swear this WOMAN was at least 40, granted she had it goin on, and if you did not know what to look for, you would give her a hard 32, but WTH you trolling the mall for babies..

I apologize she said, thats not how I am and he talks like he is older than 16..

Like if it was not her it would be some one..

Brite and Otta aorda..

[Stormmey]

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I can relate, my little bro is sixteen and 6'2&quot; one of my girlfriends approached me one day she is twentysix asking if I would be upset if she dated little bro.

I told her if she ever try anthing with him I would have to disfigure her....brite nasty gyal. I told little bro what she said he went yuck she is old (I remember when I was 16 used to think 25 year old was old too)

If he was was 25 and want to be with 35 year ole that's his perogative he is an adult. When I think about it I can hear his Dad saying something like oh leave the lad alone he is getting sexualy experience bet he wouldn't say that if it was a daughter.

I drop that gyal after that.