I found out that

[Tropicana]

Re: Breast sheilds vs pads

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ILP_N_Belly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">why oonu tink seh mi gwine change deedee pampers?
that job will leave for the <span style="text-decoration: line-through">au pair</span> my mother and di current mr ilp mi was thinking that mi one cyan do all di unpleasantries....

pregnancy <span style="color: #FF0000">ilp...check </span>
child birth <span style="color: #FF0000">ilp...check </span>
breast pump <span style="color: #FF0000">ilp...check </span>
laundry <span style="color: #FF0000">ilp...check (most likely)</span>
haffi stay home after di belly come <span style="color: #FF0000">ilp...check </span>
change peepee pampers <span style="color: #FF0000">ilp...check (most likely) </span> </div></div>

Mrs. TIgah Woods worked as an aupair. Now that she has left Tigah maybe she loking one nex' job

[Seveen]

Re: Breast sheilds vs pads

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Breast-fed babies' doodoo doan stink. </div></div>


i don't think he'll be on breast milk until he's potty trained

and those green vegetables - ewwwwwwwww

[ILP]

Licks not gwine work wid dis one

fram mawnin im have one ah im foot dem press up gense mi. di pressure feel like it gwine buss mi side or bruk one ah mi ribs. it hurt man mi ah try gi im hints, but im nu seem to tek daht too well, so mi reach ah point weh mi all out stawt fi lick im foot so im can move it.

it not working. im a press im foot even harder faddah have mercy pon mi tiddey.

[MsExced]

Re: Licks not gwine work wid dis one

hush ilp but wait until him start push and press by your belly button.

[julie*mango]

Re: Licks not gwine work wid dis one

or stick an elbow between yu ribs

[twiney]

Re: Licks not gwine work wid dis one

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ILP_N_Belly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">fram mawnin im have one ah im foot dem press up gense mi. di pressure feel like it gwine buss mi side or bruk one ah mi ribs. it hurt man mi ah try gi im hints, but im nu seem to tek daht too well, so mi reach ah point weh mi all out stawt fi lick im foot so im can move it.

it not working. im a press im foot even harder faddah have mercy pon mi tiddey. </div></div>

Was it yesterday that I told you that in the shout box

[ILP]

Re: Licks not gwine work wid dis one

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Twiney</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ILP_N_Belly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">fram mawnin im have one ah im foot dem press up gense mi. di pressure feel like it gwine buss mi side or bruk one ah mi ribs. it hurt man mi ah try gi im hints, but im nu seem to tek daht too well, so mi reach ah point weh mi all out stawt fi lick im foot so im can move it.

it not working. im a press im foot even harder faddah have mercy pon mi tiddey. </div></div>
Was it yesterday that I told you that in the shout box </div></div>

mi mussi miss daht.
mi see dis bwoy do tings on fi im own time.
i'm change up imself bout 1/2 hour ago.
mi can breath now.

[missus_vegas]

Re: Licks not gwine work wid dis one

woooiiie mi fraid

hope dem create a pill fi dat soon

[ILP]

Di Doctor Seems to think

that di belly can actually hear things when the sound is close to mi belly. She is also convinced he can feel extremes in temperature when held on mi belly. I think there is something to it though, cah mi swear each time mi raise mi voice yesterday im start move round kinna quick.

Today di doctor put on di radio and put di headphones on mi belly and sure nuff im start kick mi.

Mi guess oonu was right.

She suggests that I play music for and read to di belly. But mi think that would kinda look 'tawted.

BTW: Mi lose 4 pounds, even though mi feel like mi eating non stop. The belly seem to be tekking most of it.

[Dr.Dudd]

Re: Di Doctor Seems to think

babies born knowing the voices of the mother,and all the people that are close to them by hearing and <span style="font-weight: bold">remembering</span>. a lot of what babies vocalize is usually heard long before they can speak. they laugh cry and drink, play and pass stool before they are born.
and many suck their fingers regularly too.<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ILP_N_Belly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">that di belly can actually hear things when the sound is close to mi belly. She is also convinced he can feel extremes in temperature when held on mi belly. I think there is something to it though, cah mi swear each time mi raise mi voice yesterday im start move round kinna quick.

Today di doctor put on di radio and put di headphones on mi belly and sure nuff im start kick mi.

Mi guess oonu was right.

She suggests that I play music for and read to di belly. But mi think that would kinda look 'tawted.

BTW: Mi lose 4 pounds, even though mi feel like mi eating non stop. The belly seem to be tekking most of it. </div></div>

[diabolical_Tanya]

Baby Name POLL

[Bizzy]

Re: Baby Name POLL

DO NAT puddung crawsis pon de pikney wid nuh Guy Hunter

[ILP]

Re: Baby Name POLL

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BiziBubbla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">DO NAT puddung crawsis pon de pikney wid nuh Guy Hunter </div></div>

ahn what wrong wid the name, ma'am.
i happen to like the name guy and hunter put togeddah.

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Baby Name POLL

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ILP_N_Belly</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BiziBubbla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">DO NAT puddung crawsis pon de pikney wid nuh Guy Hunter </div></div>

ahn what wrong wid the name, ma'am.
i happen to like the name guy and hunter put togeddah. </div></div>you pronouncing it Guy as in Gee like di French Canadian Hockey player Guy LaFleur? or Guy like guy/dude/man?

[Nunya]

Re: Baby Name POLL

eeda way it soun tawded...