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Re: lets talk about giving birth
yikes gungo.way to scare a person LOL. thanks for sharing.
yikes gungo.way to scare a person LOL. thanks for sharing.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gungo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
C-section babies look like peaceful little Buddhas
as they haven't been traumatized by the birth canal.
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True, true so my Momma always told me. She said C section babies are the prettiest, and they never come out with mashed up heads from birth.
I am a happily a C section baby, the last of 3 my Momma had. Not like I had any choice in the matter.
But I did want to mention that my husband was in the delivery room with me, but passed out right on the floor,
luckily my Momma was right there. And she didn't give a rat's a$$ about all the cussing I did, I was delivering her first Grandchild. 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My first child: I was waitressing at a Mexican Restaurant full time and worked a double shift while having contractions, went home, took a shower, and left for the hospital around 11 p.m., delivered early a.m. No drugs </div></div>
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</span> worked while having contractions more 
then this from Gungo
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">as I was now "acting like a virago </div></div>
the poor nurse and Dacta
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> My mother, an ob-gyn nurse who gave birth to 6 pickney 7-9 pounds vaginally </div></div>
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dwl@ tsmall husband
not sure if i will want my mom in the room cus mi no want she hear my curse. she'd probable drop dung same place
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mi memba wen mi was having abi an di nurse did check mi di las time an seh mi fully dilated..wan piece a urge fi push did tek mi ie si...hubby an mi fren was dere an dem have di whole a jamaica pan di phone...
an mi go buss out
"TELL MI DOCTAH FI HURRY UP AN COME CAH MI FEEL FI TEK WAN SHIITE!!!!!"
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: _______</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mi memba wen mi was having abi an di nurse did check mi di las time an seh mi fully dilated..wan piece a urge fi push did tek mi ie si...hubby an mi fren was dere an dem have di whole a jamaica pan di phone...
an mi go buss out
"TELL MI DOCTAH FI HURRY UP AN COME CAH MI FEEL FI TEK WAN SHIITE!!!!!"
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First one was vaginal.......induced labor and that is a MF
Second one decide fe tell everybaddy fe kiss dem [censored] (coming bottom first) so that was warrant a C-Section.......was totally under dem never invent epidural then.......first word in recovery was $hit I need sometime for pain......de nurse oblige...went back to sleep........saw the child later.
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Awww, you guys make me wanna get pregnant
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BiziBubbla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Awww, you guys make me wanna get pregnant </div></div>
dem mek mi not even want to have sex period
skelly u no easy at all
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dat u say now
until u get pregnant then u gwaan in yah a give u daily update...jus go get u deposit and done
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Baby 1: 25 years ago. Labour lasted 9 hours. Tried to insert Epidural after 7 hours of pushing, sweating, shaking, cussing and onset of delirium. Drug didn't get a chance to work since they had to keep stopping each time I had a contraction. They had to cut me <span style="font-style: italic">'down there' </span> - the Baby flew out then, all wrinkled with a coneshaped head. But the most beautiful little thing I had ever seen. Although, I vowed NEVAH to have another child
Baby 2: Exactly 10 months and 29 days after Baby 1
This likkle pickney was a month and a day early. She should have been born on her brother's birthday. But nooooo... She swam her way to freedom after a total labour of just 1 HOUR from beginning to end. 
No chance for any drugs. Just about made it to the hospital. Even her little brother was there to see her enter the world since there was no time to drop him off.
Baby 3: 15 years ago. My sisterinlaw was here on vacation and that woman chased me and slapped me on my stomach on an hourly basis for an entire month. Even though I would have only been 6-7 and a half months pregnant she wanted this child born before she returned to Jamaica. Well the day for sisterinlaw to head back home came. We took her to the airport. Kissed her good bye. Went to the roof to watch her plane take off. Arrived back home and promptly went into labour 6 weeks early. THREE hours later I gave birth. When my husband called Jamaica, his sister had literally just pulled up outside coming home from the airport. To say she was unimpressed is an understatement
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: YuhSiMi</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Baby 1: 25 years ago. Labour lasted 9 hours. Tried to insert Epidural after 7 hours of pushing, sweating, shaking, cussing and onset of delirium. Drug didn't get a chance to work since they had to keep stopping each time I had a contraction. They had to cut me <span style="font-style: italic">'down there' </span> - the Baby flew out then, all wrinkled with a coneshaped head. But the most beautiful little thing I had ever seen. Although, I vowed NEVAH to have another child
Baby 2: <span style="font-weight: bold"> Exactly 10 months and 29 days after Baby 1 </span> This likkle pickney was a month and a day early. She should have been born on her brother's birthday. But nooooo... She swam her way to freedom after a total labour of just 1 HOUR from beginning to end. No chance for any drugs. Just about made it to the hospital. Even her little brother was there to see her enter the world since there was no time to drop him off.
Baby 3: 15 years ago. My sisterinlaw was here on vacation and that woman chased me and slapped me on my stomach on an hourly basis for an entire month. Even though I would have only been 6-7 and a half months pregnant she wanted this child born before she returned to Jamaica. Well the day for sisterinlaw to head back home came. We took her to the airport. Kissed her good bye. Went to the roof to watch her plane take off. Arrived back home and promptly went into labour 6 weeks early. THREE hours later I gave birth. When my husband called Jamaica, his sister had literally just pulled up outside coming home from the airport. To say she was unimpressed is an understatement </div></div>
erm waterver happen to waiting 6wk before u tawt grine again. yuh never did soar and tired CB and Twiny tell mi seh wen ooman have baby dem too tired fi even tink bout sex fi atleast a year
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i am liking the one hour labour an ting doe.
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me nuh recall telling u nuh year u nuh.
but let me say that there would no chance of nuh "irish twins" fi me
sleep deprivation doan mek me a very happy person.Comment
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: missus_vegas</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
erm waterver happen to waiting 6wk before u tawt grine again. yuh never did soar and tired CB and Twiny tell mi seh wen ooman have baby dem too tired fi even tink bout sex fi atleast a year </div></div>
MissusV, I did wait the obligatory 6 weeks. I in fact waited longer after dem breed ah stitches mi did get di furce time...
Di pickney come hearly!
But hey, I was very young and strong then...Comment
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: YuhSiMi</div><div class="ubbcode-body">:
Di pickney come hearly!
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ok virgin mary we heard dat one before
let mi guess pickny weight close to 8 lbs rite
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