Baby myths

[missus_vegas]

1. if you play wid dem foot battam ie tickle it, dem ago stammah.

2. hair mussn't cut b4 dem talk...else dem ago stammah or dum...which one?

3. dont hold di baby wid dem head facing behind you while u walking or else duppy ago play wid the baby

4. dont mek di baby look into di mirror because...duppy ago play wid dem or dem ago have nite mares cant remember which.

5. u affi tie piece red thread or hair elastic around di new bawn pickney hand untill dem christen or else duppy ago chobble dem

6. u affi turn di bible to Psalms....cant memba which salms and leave di Bible on di bed while di baby sleeps to ward off duppy.

7. a woman weh just have baby cant go out of her house especially at nite bcus she will ketch "baby" cold and die...or she cant go out early in di mawning needa bcus Jew water will kill har

oonuh memba ne?

[Peasie]

Re: Baby myths

you must not force a baby to walk early or else they will get bow legs

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Baby myths

yu fi stretch di baby fi mek dem grow tall

yu fi mek di baby cry so dem will have a good singing voice

yu noh fi call baby pretty or if you do yu fi spit sumting like that

[twiney]

Re: Baby myths

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shebada</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> yu fi stretch di baby fi mek dem grow tall
</div></div>

All now mi no get the reason fi this one ...

[missus_vegas]

Re: Baby myths

wen dem bade baby mi use to see dem tekk di baby by one foot and hold dem unside dung and shake dem likkle

i will not do dat to my kid cus dat seem dangerous.

[Peasie]

Re: Baby myths

you must not let a cat near the baby, the cat will draw out the breath/air that the baby needs to breathe.

[missus_vegas]

Re: Baby myths

also wen u bade di baby and u a lotion dem u mussn't rub the baby bottom in a downward position u muss rub inn an upward position so dem can have nice cock battam

and u can use ur thumb and indent where u want dem fi have dimple inna dem battam

mussi only j-cans find dimple inna di battam cute.

[missus_vegas]

Re: Baby myths

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">you must not let a cat near the baby, the cat will draw out the breath/air that the baby needs to breathe. </div></div>


i dont want no puss near my pickney fi come crawb dem up dats all lol

[R00TS]

Re: Baby myths

<span style="font-style: italic"> battam dimple </span> sound like good boardname

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Baby myths

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Vegas</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wen dem bade baby mi use to see dem tekk di baby by one foot and hold dem unside dung and shake dem likkle

i will not do dat to my kid cus dat seem dangerous. </div></div>

yes when mi lil bredda was a baby we had a helper from st elizabet an when shi bade him she use to hold him bye him legs and arms an swing him seh shi a stretch him.

it mussie work becaw im tall tall now

[Suesumba]

Re: Baby myths

yu muss pin the baby nose wid close pin soh the baby noh grow fi have tear (big) nose