how pregnant women feel

[twiney]

[missus_vegas]

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belly u want belly u get. now stop whining

[ILP]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Twiney</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> </div></div>



dis one ah tek fi im big ole head a use mi bladder fi pillow...

[missus_vegas]

tips on how to get pregnant

[missus_vegas]

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[missus_vegas]

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dis one fi you twiny

[twiney]

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[Emperah]

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Vegas how come dem draw de ooman breast pan har back

[missus_vegas]

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A pregnant lady was in an accident and she woke up in the hospital. She noticed she was not pregnant anymore and asked the nurse what happened to her baby.

The nurse said, &quot;You have two healthy babies, a boy and a girl!&quot; The lady said, &quot;Oh, I must name them,&quot; but the nurse said, &quot;You were unconscious, so we called your brother, and he named them!&quot;

The lady said, &quot;But he's as dumb as a box of rocks! So what are their names?&quot;

The nurse said, &quot;The girl is called &quot;Denise.&quot; The woman replied, &quot;Well that is a pretty name, so what did he name my boy?&quot;

The nurse replied, &quot;Denephew!&quot;

[twiney]

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[missus_vegas]

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What does it mean when the baby’s head is crowning?
~It means you feel as though not only a crown but the entire throne is trying to make its way out of you.

[missus_vegas]

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Now...what if MEN got PREGNANT!

~ Maternity leave would last for two years....with full pay.

~There would be a cure for stretch marks.

pregnant belly ~Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

~Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

~All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

~Children would be kept in the hospital until potty trained.

~Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

~They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

~Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

~Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

~They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

~Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

~Women would rule the world.

[twiney]

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[missus_vegas]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dahJahPawtTwo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

Vegas how come dem draw de ooman breast pan har back </div></div>

mussi wal-mart she buy fi har bras dem from