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<span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-style: italic">Dear God please do not tempt me to ever want to host slumber parties again. Father God as you know kids are adorable, innocent and lovable but Lord you know they are trying too. But Thank you God for restoring me back to some sanity in the name of Jesus. Amen</span> </span>
Ok so mi had di slumber party Satidey in celebration of Little Missy’s 4 yrs of age (We shall call her Wendy2). Invited her 2 best friends from her daycare. Mi did excited as she was and mi had everything panned to the “T” fi mek di day enjoyable into the night. P parents dropped off the kids on time and packed all that I had asked them to pack - Off to a good start
After they ate snacks it was time for games. Lawd a Mery every game mi mek dem play the guest kids dem puddung wan peica a bawling when dem noh get fi win. Wan a dem we will call Tricia – storm upstairs sey shi want har madda an a bawl so til mi tink shi did ago trow up. Mi had about 6 games for them to play an had to stop at game 4 cause mi cuden tek di lang face an di cow bawling noh more. Granted I made sure the games that I could control the winner I would alternate who won but dat neva mek a difference. Everybady waan win ALL the time. Mi had to calm down Tricia whole heapa time . One time I thought I got her to understand that she will win sometimes and others have to be first sometimes as well. So wi start paly Musical chairs and, she a di fus wan outta di game and shi start again. Massi Jesas!
Mi sey even Wendy2 was a little stunned by her reactian. She stood in utter shackment and jus froze! Mi tap di games so dem can goh eat.
Ok so dem eat lunch sing sangs and do di regular Happy Bday sang an blow out cangle. Mi put an dem Movie and dat neva laas 10 minutes cause demneva ina di mood fi siddung watch nutten. Sitting still was nat what they intended to do nat far a minute! So mi lack aff di movie and den dem start run up an dung and played in the Tent and do dem hide an seek yaadi yaah. Den di other guest child we shall call her Jodie – told me she was hungry again. Mi ask her if she wanted fruits…She said yes ..I gave it to her and den 5 minutes later shi sey shi done wid dat an ask if mi noh have noh more pizza. Granted she had 3 big slices before..any hoo mi gi har wan neda wan. Shi come to mi sey mi tirsty. Mi sey to har sey its time she have some water since she has already drank 3 boxes of juice. Shi start cow bawl pan mi sey shi know sey more juice ina di cooler an a dat shi want. Massi Jesas again! \o/ Mi gi it to har. Tricia sey shi waan use di batroom and shi Jodie run come sey shi waan use it to. So mi sey OK when Tricia finish you can go. Shi a mek up har face sey shi waan go ina di batroom wid har. I said one at a time. Shi pout up an gaan ina wan carna. Massi Jesas Pilot me!
\o/ This went on fi everytime smaddy waan go batroom dem wan go in dey all tigada \o/ All dis is going on Wendy2 a play wid har Leapfrog an watch dem a ige mi all day. 
Night time now. Mi had them do a bubble bath and bought ALL three a dem dem own Bubbles. Jodie bubbles tun ova in di bathtub so now shi noh have none an bawling start again. Now mi havi a beg dem fi pass roun fi dem bubbles to har an share –Wendy2 and Tricia were none too happpy with that. Dat noh bad yet …now dem fi go sleep and di tent set up fi dem. Tricia mother packed a sleeping bag for her. The tent could not fit all 3 of them comfortable so since as Jodie have her sleeping bag the best compromise was to have her sleep in dat. You guessed it – MORE BAWLING!! Massi Jesas. Mi do mi bess fi comfort her..shi calm down and shi get into her sleeping bag, Mi tell dem good night. When fi mi yeye waan shet down all mi hear a quarrelling ina di room. Mi si Jodie come ina mi room a bawl sey Wendy2 poke har ina har yeye. Mi ask har how shi fi get poke ina har yeye when shi nat even ina di Tent. Mi investigate and di oddas sey nutten noh go so…Jodie a try come ina di tent and dem a push har out. Mi tell dem fi behave an go to bed cause it’s late. Lef di room …More fussing. Mi roll outta mi bed an tell Jodie mi ago mek har sleep ina Wendy2 room. So shi neva complain bout dat to my surprisement! Fram mi separate har fram di ress a dem noh more nize.
Now after mi ina mi deep sleep mi feel smaddy tap mi tree time ina mi side…when mi tun roun a Jodie a wake mi up bout “It’s morning time now”. Look pan di clack it sey 6:18. Massi Jesas Again \o/ Mi sey Jodie why yuh wake up so early? When mi look mi si Wendy2 stretch out side a mi ina mi bed a draw bungy. Look like shi lef di tent ina di miggle night fi come ina mi bed and mi nat even did hear har. When mi look Tricia she come ina di room to an di 2 a dem go ova to Wendy2 an wake har up. Jodie she start demand breakfast. Mi clinch mi fist undaneat di pillow case and beg God fi lickle strent. Mi tell dem fi go brush teeth, use the bathroom etc. Barely can stand up straight mi havi goh do dem breakfast. Den Jodie come ina di kitchen sey shi Tirsty and waan juice. Mi ordered out the kitchen and tell her to wait for the breakfast and all will sit and have juice etc.
At breakfast tings calm down an dem eat. Tricia naah eat only a mek up har face an mi ask har if shi noh hungry. Shi sey shi noh like egg. Massi Jesas again cause mi clear di breakfast wid di parents and the BOTH told me eggs were fine. Now mi ask her what shi want ..shi sey shi wi just eat di so so pancake and bacon. Den Jodie jump a beg fi fi har egg. So fi har plate pile up high wid egg an noh ask if shi noh wax it aff. Lawd a mercy mi sey shi woulda nyam mi out if mi had her fi one more day.
Mi ask the parents to pick up the kids by noon and 12 aclack cuden come faas enuff (bad calcualtion deysoh). When 15 minutes to 12 roll around mi start get dem bags ready. Jodie come to mi and a ask why shi noh get noh Lunch yet. Massi Jesas..mother of Moses..son of Abraham \o/. Mi had to tap wey mi a do go gi har di lef ova icecream cake and tell har sey har madda soon come. When di parents come I was neva so happy fi si dem.
Woooyyeyeeee dis wan mi noh pramise fi do again. Mi lef out so much a di drama cause mi a type so much…But Wendy2 said she had fun.. I jus love how shi mek har fren dem man hangle mi all in di name of her slumber party
<span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-style: italic">Dear God please do not tempt me to ever want to host slumber parties again. Father God as you know kids are adorable, innocent and lovable but Lord you know they are trying too. But Thank you God for restoring me back to some sanity in the name of Jesus. Amen</span> </span>
Ok so mi had di slumber party Satidey in celebration of Little Missy’s 4 yrs of age (We shall call her Wendy2). Invited her 2 best friends from her daycare. Mi did excited as she was and mi had everything panned to the “T” fi mek di day enjoyable into the night. P parents dropped off the kids on time and packed all that I had asked them to pack - Off to a good start
After they ate snacks it was time for games. Lawd a Mery every game mi mek dem play the guest kids dem puddung wan peica a bawling when dem noh get fi win. Wan a dem we will call Tricia – storm upstairs sey shi want har madda an a bawl so til mi tink shi did ago trow up. Mi had about 6 games for them to play an had to stop at game 4 cause mi cuden tek di lang face an di cow bawling noh more. Granted I made sure the games that I could control the winner I would alternate who won but dat neva mek a difference. Everybady waan win ALL the time. Mi had to calm down Tricia whole heapa time . One time I thought I got her to understand that she will win sometimes and others have to be first sometimes as well. So wi start paly Musical chairs and, she a di fus wan outta di game and shi start again. Massi Jesas!
Mi sey even Wendy2 was a little stunned by her reactian. She stood in utter shackment and jus froze! Mi tap di games so dem can goh eat.Ok so dem eat lunch sing sangs and do di regular Happy Bday sang an blow out cangle. Mi put an dem Movie and dat neva laas 10 minutes cause demneva ina di mood fi siddung watch nutten. Sitting still was nat what they intended to do nat far a minute! So mi lack aff di movie and den dem start run up an dung and played in the Tent and do dem hide an seek yaadi yaah. Den di other guest child we shall call her Jodie – told me she was hungry again. Mi ask her if she wanted fruits…She said yes ..I gave it to her and den 5 minutes later shi sey shi done wid dat an ask if mi noh have noh more pizza. Granted she had 3 big slices before..any hoo mi gi har wan neda wan. Shi come to mi sey mi tirsty. Mi sey to har sey its time she have some water since she has already drank 3 boxes of juice. Shi start cow bawl pan mi sey shi know sey more juice ina di cooler an a dat shi want. Massi Jesas again! \o/ Mi gi it to har. Tricia sey shi waan use di batroom and shi Jodie run come sey shi waan use it to. So mi sey OK when Tricia finish you can go. Shi a mek up har face sey shi waan go ina di batroom wid har. I said one at a time. Shi pout up an gaan ina wan carna. Massi Jesas Pilot me!
\o/ This went on fi everytime smaddy waan go batroom dem wan go in dey all tigada \o/ All dis is going on Wendy2 a play wid har Leapfrog an watch dem a ige mi all day. Night time now. Mi had them do a bubble bath and bought ALL three a dem dem own Bubbles. Jodie bubbles tun ova in di bathtub so now shi noh have none an bawling start again. Now mi havi a beg dem fi pass roun fi dem bubbles to har an share –Wendy2 and Tricia were none too happpy with that. Dat noh bad yet …now dem fi go sleep and di tent set up fi dem. Tricia mother packed a sleeping bag for her. The tent could not fit all 3 of them comfortable so since as Jodie have her sleeping bag the best compromise was to have her sleep in dat. You guessed it – MORE BAWLING!! Massi Jesas. Mi do mi bess fi comfort her..shi calm down and shi get into her sleeping bag, Mi tell dem good night. When fi mi yeye waan shet down all mi hear a quarrelling ina di room. Mi si Jodie come ina mi room a bawl sey Wendy2 poke har ina har yeye. Mi ask har how shi fi get poke ina har yeye when shi nat even ina di Tent. Mi investigate and di oddas sey nutten noh go so…Jodie a try come ina di tent and dem a push har out. Mi tell dem fi behave an go to bed cause it’s late. Lef di room …More fussing. Mi roll outta mi bed an tell Jodie mi ago mek har sleep ina Wendy2 room. So shi neva complain bout dat to my surprisement! Fram mi separate har fram di ress a dem noh more nize.
Now after mi ina mi deep sleep mi feel smaddy tap mi tree time ina mi side…when mi tun roun a Jodie a wake mi up bout “It’s morning time now”. Look pan di clack it sey 6:18.
Massi Jesas Again \o/ Mi sey Jodie why yuh wake up so early? When mi look mi si Wendy2 stretch out side a mi ina mi bed a draw bungy. Look like shi lef di tent ina di miggle night fi come ina mi bed and mi nat even did hear har. When mi look Tricia she come ina di room to an di 2 a dem go ova to Wendy2 an wake har up. Jodie she start demand breakfast. Mi clinch mi fist undaneat di pillow case and beg God fi lickle strent. Mi tell dem fi go brush teeth, use the bathroom etc. Barely can stand up straight mi havi goh do dem breakfast. Den Jodie come ina di kitchen sey shi Tirsty and waan juice. Mi ordered out the kitchen and tell her to wait for the breakfast and all will sit and have juice etc. At breakfast tings calm down an dem eat. Tricia naah eat only a mek up har face an mi ask har if shi noh hungry. Shi sey shi noh like egg. Massi Jesas again cause mi clear di breakfast wid di parents and the BOTH told me eggs were fine. Now mi ask her what shi want ..shi sey shi wi just eat di so so pancake and bacon. Den Jodie jump a beg fi fi har egg. So fi har plate pile up high wid egg an noh ask if shi noh wax it aff. Lawd a mercy mi sey shi woulda nyam mi out if mi had her fi one more day.
Mi ask the parents to pick up the kids by noon and 12 aclack cuden come faas enuff (bad calcualtion deysoh). When 15 minutes to 12 roll around mi start get dem bags ready. Jodie come to mi and a ask why shi noh get noh Lunch yet. Massi Jesas..mother of Moses..son of Abraham \o/. Mi had to tap wey mi a do go gi har di lef ova icecream cake and tell har sey har madda soon come. When di parents come I was neva so happy fi si dem.
Woooyyeyeeee dis wan mi noh pramise fi do again. Mi lef out so much a di drama cause mi a type so much…But Wendy2 said she had fun.. I jus love how shi mek har fren dem man hangle mi all in di name of her slumber party 
then nuh you did say you have it all planned out 
next year you will have another story for us 
hush Wendy 
even number of kids den dem can pair up and gang up on you 
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