so I was in one of those la di dah kitchen stores the other day gazing lovingly at a set of pots I would love to own one day. Since I am not Donald Trump I left the pots alone but picked up a bottle of truffle oil just to prove I was in the store

I have had "artifical" truffle oil but not the real thing....
all I can say is <span style="font-weight: bold">OH MY GOD</span> the real stuff is utterly orgasmic

Now, I think I need to go lay down and light a cigarette

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