men who cook

[Suesumba]

men who cook
often cook well
but leave a godalmighty mess.

i now have enough real pate du fois gras. (o how gras) and my stove looks like a cess pool.

it was a serious production


two pounds chicken liver (never ate them before other than giblets);
one pound bacon
on small onion
one eigth bottle of tripple X (XXX cherry)

mi soon tell unnu the rest

but this stuff is the dawg yah. god was my stove dirty.

[missus_vegas]

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dis one cook and use less tings/ gadgets dan me. i like doing dishes after he cooks cus bearly have neting fi clean up.


as u talk bout all di liver etc i remember once he cooked a whole octopuss di sinting look like davie jones and it stink it stink it stink to high heavens

[Dr.Dudd]

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Not true i cook more often than my wife.

I cook well. And i hate a mess.
Where ever i am working have to be impeccable at all time. Irrespective Of what I am doing.

It has to be so before, during and after.

[tsophra]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

<span style="font-weight: bold">but this stuff is the dawg yah</span>. god was my stove dirty. </div></div>

que? is that some canuckism?

[Suesumba]

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i'm trine being murrican

[Gen]

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@ murrican

[Emperah]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">men who cook
often cook well
but leave a godalmighty mess.

</div></div>

a big lie dat, mi hate a messy kitchen

[Peasie]

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Neither of us likes a messy kitchen. I clean up as I cook. He cleans up after cooking. Just different styles of prepping food. We stay out of the way when the other is in the kitchen.

Now when it comes to cleaning up the yard - mowing, weeding, etc. - I am clearly superior and I want him no where near *my* yard, except to do the heavy lifting and hauling

[nattydreadgirl]

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Men who cook are sexy as hell

I dont care how he leaves the kitchen when he cooks. He has to have it spotless before he cooks, but I always always do the clean up afterwards. I will much rather do the clean up than the cooking!

[Suesumba]

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yeh. yeh. yeh. alla dat. to alla unnu

but that liver pate apparently hardens (because of the grease and the butter). my blender will never be the same. +++++ sigh ++++++

[Suesumba]

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1 viewing. k.

here's the recipe for all of you who haven't had your triple by-pass yet.


use your kitchen scissors to cut the bacon into tiny bits.

fry the bacon.

set fried bacon aside.


sautee onions until golden.

set sautee'd onions aside.

fry the chicken livers in all that bacon dreck that you used to sautee the onions enyway.

add:
fried livers
onions
bacon
half pound of butter
and
cheap sherry

into sue's pristine blender.

blend.

put the pate into little containers in the fridge.

it will harden on account of the butter.

eat with crackers.

drink first so you can destroy both your liver and heart at the same time.

it's good. mi nah lie.

it's rich.

[tsophra]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i'm trine being murrican </div></div>

i think you're ahead on that one..lol

[H_O]

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when i cook, i clean as i go along

[Suesumba]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: H_O</div><div class="ubbcode-body">when i cook, i clean as i go along </div></div>

not this one. when dem done strip awff di thyme leaf di thyme skellington dem leff pan di stove.

[Peasie]

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Drink first. Let di man cook. Drink again. Eat. Drink again. Happily clean up kitchen