Romantic Dinner for Two

[Peasie]

A Jamaican friend is dating an American. They are at the stage in the relationship where she is ready to invite him over for some good Jamaican food which he has never really had. He likes very spicy food but not too many vegetables. He eats pork and balks at eating goat.

What kind of menu would you recommend?

[CeaBee]

stew peas wid dat meat tail and nuff spinnas
white rice
fry plantain
lemonade to drink

plantain tart fi dessert.


*belch* mannaz

eta: maybe him would prefer jerk poak or chicken or though

[Fancy DatdamnDiva]

jerk smpn
rice and peas
dumplin or festival
plantain

[missus_vegas]

i wouldnt do stew peas as cb suggested. I would go more mild seeing as him is merican and all....

rice and peas for sure
fry ripe plantain yes
i would just stew dung the pork wid ginger or do a pork roast or jerk since its summer and u can do it on the grill
carrot juice wid dragon, or a nice mango juice or nice rum punch fi junk him off quick
sweet potato pudding
simple toss salad since him aint all that crazy for veg
some nice blue mountain coffee fi keep him up all nite

[CeaBee]

me poas what me wanted her to make for me when i come there, by mistake

if she mek it and him doan want it she can send it come

[RichD]

fricassee chicken
Rice and peas
Cole slaw
plantain

[missus_vegas]

fricassee chicken
Rice and peas
Cole slaw
plantain

lawd massah everybody tired a chicken

[RichD]

lawd massah everybody tired a chicken

an dem nuh tired a rice too?

[missus_vegas]

an dem nuh tired a rice too?

yes.

she betta cook some grung food wid the stew pork

[FLUFFY]

I say keep it simple: stew chicken cawn wid pepper (for spice) and some white rice. Boom! Afta a no wanga gut him a come wid. (I hope not).

[missus_vegas]

I say keep it simple: stew chicken cawn wid pepper (for spice) and some white rice. Boom! Afta a no wanga gut him a come wid

(I hope not).

is wah wrong wid yuh. yuh suppose to mek a good fuss impression. yuh cyan stawt out a serve di man soso chicken and white rice. after yuh trap him baxide den u mek him knwo say eh look ya big man mi no inna no long cooking eino so a likkel rice and ting macker a do it.

yuh cyan scale di fish before u ketch him fluffy

[RichD]

peppa steak
White rice
Corn Niblets
Some kinda jamaica style salad.- grated carrot and grated cabbage wid lettuce tomato and cuc.

beer to drink

potato puddin for dessert

[FLUFFY]

is wah wrong wid yuh. yuh suppose to mek a good fuss impression. yuh cyan stawt out a serve di man soso chicken and white rice. after yuh trap him baxide den u mek him knwo say eh look ya big man mi no inna no long cooking eino so a likkel rice and ting macker a do it.

yuh cyan scale di fish before u ketch him fluffy

No manall STEAK??!! A wha do dese people. Mi naw cook no big dinner. Later on him will get the big tings. If him can appreciate the fine simple things in life and lick de plate, then later on in the r/ship him can get shrimp and lobster and STEAK!

peppa steak
White rice
Corn Niblets
Some kinda jamaica style salad.- grated carrot and grated cabbage wid lettuce tomato and cuc.

beer to drink

potato puddin for dessert

Wha is cawn nibbles? A lef ova corn? corn weh bite off already do enlighten....

[Suesumba]

veal medallions;
steamed trout
fettucine alfredo;
assparagus;

creme brule for dessert.

so you gats surf and turf

chilled peardrax for bevverage.

we don't want no *baggy drapping* at the table;

or she just could just make curry goat roti, manishing water and dahl and doan tell him coz moas man have dem tase buds eena dem foot battam- den watch him lick awff him finga.

[FLUFFY]

All VEAL?? no man uno chest high eh man....no first date?