Ugly babies.

[j-kid]

I know everyone likes to think that they have the cutest baby. However, as we know, it no always soh. Sometimes two ugly people wi produce a very beautiful baby, but more times NOT. Like wise two good looking smaddies wi produce ah very attractive baby. Den again yuh wi si two stunningly good looking parents, and yuh look pan di pickney an sey, wha di dickens happen yah soh? caa di pickney come out ugly as sin, like sey smaddi did play trick pan him mumma.

Soh here is mi question. If smaddi ah yuh fren, an dem jus hav wan baby, an yuh goh si di pickney fi di first time an notice sey di kid rahtid ugly. Wha yuh would ah sey if di parents sey tuh yuh, "Isn't she beautiful, or isn't he handsome"?

Would yuh tell dem di truth an sey, "mi sorry, but yuh pickney ah suffah from a serious case of appearance deficit disorder".

[Gen]

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mi a try membah wah dem did seh pan seinfeld when dem see the baby [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]



soon come

[Bizzy]

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he's breathtaking [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[countryspeng]

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she's a gem [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

aaaaawwwwwwwwwwww [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[twiney]

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cute can have plenty meaning but what about focusing on a feature on the baby that look awrite...

[evanovitch]

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ugly baby grow pretty missis
cause dis one was a sight

all i could tink of is di Louise Bennett poem...sarry

[mamatun]

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I knew a baby that was so pretty people asked themselves if the mother was given the wrong baby in hospital. She remained very cute and pretty until she was about four or five when she little by little started looking like the parents. She is a big girl now and she an di pupa kudda pass fi twin and him ugly bad! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/scareyuh.gif[/img]. Her mother has a lot of pictures from her cute and pretty days and keep asking people if they think she will change back to being pretty when she grows up.

Further, I have a niece, who wasn't exactly ugly but everyone meeting her for the first time thought she was a boy. She is now about twenty and you should see her. Nobody would mistake her for a man and she pretty like money.

Whether ugly or pretty a no di baby dem fault, so every baby cute to mi. Whe mi cyaan stan a di baby dem whe smell like puss pickny or worse an dat a di parent dem fault, so mi mi seh suppen bout dat.

Di adda day some Jamaican come together and one woman di dehde wid one three month old baby. Hear one likkle girl bout eight, 'How come he smells so funny?' Di mumma vex is a shame. Shi no stop explain ow a pueck him pueck up. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[ILP]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
"mi sorry, but yuh pickney ah suffah from a serious case of appearance deficit disorder".
</div></div>

i are deading [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[julie*mango]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ILP_Again</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
"mi sorry, but yuh pickney ah suffah from a serious case of appearance deficit disorder".
</div></div>

i are deading [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

fi real [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

[julie*mango]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gad_Bless_Pickny</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She is a big girl now and she an di pupa kudda pass fi twin and him ugly bad! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/scareyuh.gif[/img]. </div></div>

mi know smaddy like dat...at least di father admit seh "is the kind of daughter dat only a father could love" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[julie*mango]

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Funny enuff I have a niece who did bawn ugly..did fayva wan roly poly Eskimo baby.. but she grow so pretty now...very pretty...

[MayPenYout]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gad_Bless_Pickny</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Her mother has a lot of pictures from her cute and pretty days and keep asking people if they think she will change back to being pretty when she grows up.</div></div>

So the mother is admitting that her baby isn't pretty? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] Wow, that's a first.

[Suesumba]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: May_Pen_Yout</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gad_Bless_Pickny</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Her mother has a lot of pictures from her cute and pretty days and keep asking people if they think she will change back to being pretty when she grows up.</div></div>

So the mother is admitting that her baby isn't pretty? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] Wow, that's a first. </div></div>

... yu noh si seh dat deh ooman in pittikilla is a *special* case? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img]

[coolmugs]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: J kid</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> If smaddi ah yuh fren, an dem jus hav wan baby, an yuh goh si di pickney fi di first time an notice sey di kid rahtid ugly. Wha yuh would ah sey if di parents sey tuh yuh, "Isn't she beautiful, or isn't he handsome"?

Would yuh tell dem di truth an sey, "mi sorry, but yuh pickney ah suffah from a serious case of appearance deficit disorder".
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I think if you want to remain friends this is one of the times you should lie. yu fren will vex if u tell har bout the appearance deficit disorder

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] DWRL mi like dah one deh

[Pepper]

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