Call me shallow but.... (Confession)

**Boopie2** · 04-24-2008, 01:32 AM

Re: Call me shallow but.... (Confession)

Tall men can be short in that department as well. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

**neutral** · 04-24-2008, 08:09 AM

Re: Call me shallow but.... (Confession)

I was with a woman once and she complained that my organ was too small,I said sorry madam but I`ve never played in a cathedral before.
During foreplay she asked if I minded taking off my ring,I said thats no ring,....thats my watch.

I had to confess to her that I found her a bit big down there,I said I think you`re a bit big,big,big,big,big <span style='font-size: 8pt'>big </span> <span style='font-size: 8pt'>big </span>

**skins** · 04-24-2008, 09:04 AM

Re: Call me shallow but.... (Confession)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I was told growing up that "Shawt man shawt ah something." [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

If I tell you that size doesn't bother me it's how you work it,...I'm lying. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif[/img]

I do look at your car and judge you [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70361-embarassed.gif[/img]

I will sleep with a guy based on the following:Can you have a stimulating convo with him (Don't think the mind numbing feeling you get with your latest cutie is considered stimuli), Style (yuh cyan bring him pan road?), Looks (remember if someting leggo, there's a 50% chance the kid would look like him). Transportation (After di rooks yuh deh tek di bus or him a tek yuh home). [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]

I know most of you have had a shallow moments, ah cyaa me one. Who else gonna confess [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] </div></div>

nothing wrong here, females of any species always seek
out the "best" males available to them.
Some theories suggest that females may be wired to prefer
length, less swimming for the boys.

**Wahalla** · 04-24-2008, 09:09 AM

Re: Call me shallow but.... (Confession)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mahoe</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I was told growing up that "Shawt man shawt ah something." [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

If I tell you that size doesn't bother me it's how you work it,...I'm lying. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif[/img]

I do look at your car and judge you [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70361-embarassed.gif[/img]

I will sleep with a guy based on the following:Can you have a stimulating convo with him (Don't think the mind numbing feeling you get with your latest cutie is considered stimuli), Style (yuh cyan bring him pan road?), Looks (remember if someting leggo, there's a 50% chance the kid would look like him). Transportation (After di rooks yuh deh tek di bus or him a tek yuh home). [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]

I know most of you have had a shallow moments, ah cyaa me one. Who else gonna confess [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] </div></div>

nothing wrong here, females of any species always seek
out the "best" males available to them.
Some theories suggest that females may be wired to prefer
length, less swimming for the boys. </div></div>

The above hardly strikes me as a paradim of what is best in the human male species...

**skins** · 04-24-2008, 09:11 AM

Re: Call me shallow but.... (Confession)

notice the quotes, thats her best and thats OK

**Phatty** · 04-24-2008, 09:50 AM

Re: Call me shallow but.... (Confession)

I never said these were all I was looking for in a male. I said these are some of the things I look for that have me seem shallow.
DUH! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif[/img]

**countryspeng** · 04-24-2008, 10:17 AM

Re: Call me shallow but.... (Confession)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I was told growing up that "Shawt man shawt ah something." [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

If I tell you that size doesn't bother me it's how you work it,...I'm lying. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif[/img]

I do look at your car and judge you [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70361-embarassed.gif[/img]

I will sleep with a guy based on the following:Can you have a stimulating convo with him <span style='font-size: 8pt'>(check)</span>(Don't think the mind numbing feeling you get with your latest cutie is considered stimuli), Style <span style='font-size: 8pt'> (check) </span> (yuh cyan bring him pan road?), Looks <span style='font-size: 8pt'> (check) </span> (remember if someting leggo, there's a 50% chance the kid would look like him). Transportation [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] <span style='font-size: 8pt'> (check, but wi still haffi guh tek bus cah gas price... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] </span> (After di rooks yuh deh tek di bus or him a tek yuh home). [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]

I know most of you have had a shallow moments, ah cyaa me one. Who else gonna confess [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] </div></div>

**Phatty** · 04-24-2008, 10:21 AM

Re: Call me shallow but.... (Confession)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SPENGdon</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I was told growing up that "Shawt man shawt ah something." [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

If I tell you that size doesn't bother me it's how you work it,...I'm lying. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif[/img]

I do look at your car and judge you [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70361-embarassed.gif[/img]

I will sleep with a guy based on the following:Can you have a stimulating convo with him <span style='font-size: 8pt'>(check)</span>(Don't think the mind numbing feeling you get with your latest cutie is considered stimuli), Style <span style='font-size: 8pt'> (check) </span> (yuh cyan bring him pan road?), Looks <span style='font-size: 8pt'> (check) </span> (remember if someting leggo, there's a 50% chance the kid would look like him). Transportation [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] <span style='font-size: 8pt'> (check, but wi still haffi guh tek bus cah gas price... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] </span> (After di rooks yuh deh tek di bus or him a tek yuh home). [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]

I know most of you have had a shallow moments, ah cyaa me one. Who else gonna confess [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] </div></div> </div></div>

If yuh cute enough mi wi pay fi gas [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img]

**countryspeng** · 04-24-2008, 10:26 AM

Re: Call me shallow but.... (Confession)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SPENGdon</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I was told growing up that "Shawt man shawt ah something." [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

If I tell you that size doesn't bother me it's how you work it,...I'm lying. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif[/img]

I do look at your car and judge you [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70361-embarassed.gif[/img]

I will sleep with a guy based on the following:Can you have a stimulating convo with him <span style='font-size: 8pt'>(check)</span>(Don't think the mind numbing feeling you get with your latest cutie is considered stimuli), Style <span style='font-size: 8pt'> (check) </span> (yuh cyan bring him pan road?), Looks <span style='font-size: 8pt'> (check) </span> (remember if someting leggo, there's a 50% chance the kid would look like him). Transportation [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] <span style='font-size: 8pt'> (check, but wi still haffi guh tek bus cah gas price... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] </span> (After di rooks yuh deh tek di bus or him a tek yuh home). [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]

I know most of you have had a shallow moments, ah cyaa me one. Who else gonna confess [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] </div></div> </div></div>

If yuh cute enough mi wi pay fi gas [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img] </div></div>

suh if di rooksin up tuh par mi cyan get a full tank?? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img]

**Phatty** · 04-24-2008, 10:33 AM

Re: Call me shallow but.... (Confession)

Sure why di heck not [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img] Cah yuh deh tek mi home a couple times if a suh it set [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img]

**countryspeng** · 04-24-2008, 10:36 AM

Re: Call me shallow but.... (Confession)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sure why di heck not [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img] Cah yuh deh tek mi home a couple times if a suh it set [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img] </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] considerin a new business venture.... "ILE FI ILE" "ENERGY FI ENERGY".... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

**Pepper** · 04-24-2008, 01:18 PM

Re: Call me shallow but.... (Confession)

Ooops, I read the thread title as 'Call me Swallow but...confession'.

Me run een fi see di details. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img]

Mek me tek time and step out.

Unno carry on.

**jah_yout** · 04-24-2008, 01:57 PM

Re: Call me shallow but.... (Confession)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Pepper</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ooops, I read the thread title as 'Call me Swallow

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mi waah staat a chread bout dat but unnu might seh it too slack [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/nahtalktoyuh.gif[/img]

**Nylah** · 04-24-2008, 02:08 PM

Re: Call me shallow but.... (Confession)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jah yout</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Pepper</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ooops, I read the thread title as 'Call me Swallow

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mi waah staat a chread bout dat but unnu might seh it too slack [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/nahtalktoyuh.gif[/img] </div></div>

let me help u out [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

so, u perfer a woman to.... or not [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bubble.gif[/img]

Call me shallow but.... (Confession)

Call me shallow but.... (Confession)

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