..yardman lyrics - fi di womens..

[X]

how unno feel bout when a man a lyrics unno? wha kinda lirics work and whey unno hate?

Yesterday mi call yard and a talk to wan a mi driva dem. Soh mi try sort out some business, a him dis..
"Bass, hold on deh.. wan cute likkle filly whey mi a watch pon di whalf yah a pass by"
Dem hear him tuh di gorl
"Hey - a whey yuh a duh wid dat dark spot pon yuh pants bottom?!"
she say somethin inaudible
him again: "how di bottom a yuh pants look wet suh??! Wait come meck mi show yuh.."
"COme!, jump up inna di truck!"
"See it yah"
"How yuh suh nervous? Yuh nuh have a man? Yuh man neva touch yuh dehsuh yet?"
"Yuh phat doe. Yuh madda did well"
"Yeah man, a my truck, just push di curtain and gwaan guh check out the affice rounda back"
"Hold on deh mi a chat to mi bredren a farin"
Him cut out fi a almost a minute, dem come back a wispa inna di phone.

"Boss - mi hafi guh yah now, yuh can call mi back inna bout half hour?"
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All now mi nuh call back, but mi will later today fi find out if dem deh lyrics deh really resulted inna instant pums.

Suh what bout unno. What lyrics wuk fi unno?

[kingy]

Re: ..yardman lyrics - fi di womens..

mi nuh have no lyrics. jus nawmal chat

[Ivory]

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Definitely not that...come to me straight.

[neutral]

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Mi no have no lyrics,...mi shy bad,..an wuss like how mi no waan no ooman tell mi bout mi warra warra.

[X]

Re: ..yardman lyrics - fi di womens..

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Newtral</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mi no have no lyrics,...mi shy bad,..an wuss like how mi no waan no ooman tell mi bout mi warra warra. </div></div>

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lika mi.. soso "what time yuh have" mi duh.. Dat a fimi lyrics [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]

oh and "your feet must be tired cause you been minding thru mi run all day"

[neutral]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: bONGo</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Newtral</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mi no have no lyrics,...mi shy bad,..an wuss like how mi no waan no ooman tell mi bout mi warra warra. </div></div>

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lika mi.. soso "what time yuh have" mi duh.. Dat a fimi lyrics [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]

oh and "your feet must be tired cause you been minding thru mi run all day" </div></div>

At least yu lyrics bettah dan fimmi,..de moas mi cooldah mustah is...er,aaahhm,...er.

One time mi did try de good ole tried an tested,.."excuse mi, yu come here haaften",..but mi nevah wait fe hear de ansah,...mi did too shy.

[neutral]

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One time one a mi pardy did bet mi £20 seh mi couldn get de digits off dis pretty girl in de pub,......so mi walk up to har an tell her seh de yute juss bet mi £20 seh shi wouldn gimmi har numbah,but if shi pretend seh shi a gimmi sumting mi wi gi har £10 outah de money,.....hear har no,..."bettah still,I`ll give you a kiss",...mi pardy ovah innah carnah couldn believe him two yeye,pretty girl a lips mi off aftah ongle 30 seconds of meeting me.

[sistacaf]

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hehe, none a them 'work', but most times i enjoy the flattery just for fun and nonsense, and i do haf to say, some a them fellas get real prips for the sheer creativity and cleverness them come with. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] but i don't take none of it seriously, unless they come with straight talk. that, i would respond to.

but as long as lyricsman enjoy mi jokin him right back and everybady get a laugh, it's all good. the only time it's not nice is when dem truly think seh i believe them foolishness, and vex with me cause i'm not taking them up on them nonsense offers.

as far as i'm concerned, them who can dish it out better be prepared to tek it when i snap it back [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

eta: [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] newtral. a so you smart. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] that's just the kinda thing i'd enjoy same way, as the female patner in crime.

[tsophra]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: bONGo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">how unno feel bout when a man a lyrics unno? wha kinda lirics work and whey unno hate?

Yesterday mi call yard and a talk to wan a mi driva dem. Soh mi try sort out some business, a him dis..
"Bass, hold on deh.. wan cute likkle filly whey mi a watch pon di whalf yah a pass by"
Dem hear him tuh di gorl
"Hey - a whey yuh a duh wid dat dark spot pon yuh pants bottom?!"
she say somethin inaudible
him again: "how di bottom a yuh pants look wet suh??! Wait come meck mi show yuh.."
"COme!, jump up inna di truck!"
"See it yah"
"How yuh suh nervous? Yuh nuh have a man? Yuh man neva touch yuh dehsuh yet?"
"Yuh phat doe. Yuh madda did well"
"Yeah man, a my truck, just push di curtain and gwaan guh check out the affice rounda back"
"Hold on deh mi a chat to mi bredren a farin"
Him cut out fi a almost a minute, dem come back a wispa inna di phone.

"Boss - mi hafi guh yah now, yuh can call mi back inna bout half hour?"
[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

All now mi nuh call back, but mi will later today fi find out if dem deh lyrics deh really resulted inna instant pums.

Suh what bout unno. What lyrics wuk fi unno?
</div></div>

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[Boopie2]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: bONGo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">how unno feel bout when a man a lyrics unno? wha kinda lirics work and whey unno hate?

Yesterday mi call yard and a talk to wan a mi driva dem. Soh mi try sort out some business, a him dis..
"Bass, hold on deh.. wan cute likkle filly whey mi a watch pon di whalf yah a pass by"
Dem hear him tuh di gorl
"Hey - a whey yuh a duh wid dat dark spot pon yuh pants bottom?!"
she say somethin inaudible
him again: "how di bottom a yuh pants look wet suh??! Wait come meck mi show yuh.."
"COme!, jump up inna di truck!"
"See it yah"
"How yuh suh nervous? Yuh nuh have a man? Yuh man neva touch yuh dehsuh yet?"
"Yuh phat doe. Yuh madda did well"
"Yeah man, a my truck, just push di curtain and gwaan guh check out the affice rounda back"
"Hold on deh mi a chat to mi bredren a farin"
Him cut out fi a almost a minute, dem come back a wispa inna di phone.

"Boss - mi hafi guh yah now, yuh can call mi back inna bout half hour?"
[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

All now mi nuh call back, but mi will later today fi find out if dem deh lyrics deh really resulted inna instant pums.

Suh what bout unno. What lyrics wuk fi unno?
</div></div>


Lord, I would be embarassed if he's hollering it in the streets for everybody to hear. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] It's a big turn off and he'd probably get ignored [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img]

[UKBlackLady]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: bONGo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Yesterday mi call yard and a talk to wan a mi driva dem. Soh mi try sort out some business, a him dis..
&quot;Bass, hold on deh.. wan cute likkle filly whey mi a watch pon di whalf yah a pass by&quot;
Dem hear him tuh di gorl
&quot;Hey - a whey yuh a duh wid dat dark spot pon yuh pants bottom?!&quot;
she say somethin inaudible
him again: &quot;how di bottom a yuh pants look wet suh??! Wait come meck mi show yuh..&quot;
&quot;COme!, jump up inna di truck!&quot;
&quot;See it yah&quot;
&quot;How yuh suh nervous? Yuh nuh have a man? Yuh man neva touch yuh dehsuh yet?&quot;
&quot;Yuh phat doe. Yuh madda did well&quot;
&quot;Yeah man, a my truck, just push di curtain and gwaan guh check out the affice rounda back&quot;
&quot;Hold on deh mi a chat to mi bredren a farin&quot;
Him cut out fi a almost a minute, dem come back a wispa inna di phone.

&quot;Boss - mi hafi guh yah now, yuh can call mi back inna bout half hour?&quot;
</div></div>

I'm laughing because I'm shocked. A man actually said all of this?! And he got a positive (reading between the lines) reaction?!?!?!