Di Pawty

[ILP]

So dis past satidey di current mr ilp company host dis Throwback Pawty fi smaddy daht leaving di company. Everybody had was to dress inna clothes from 60's, 70's, 80's. Mi haffi admit daht di current mr ilp ahn mi look Im dress inna 80's Crush Groove clothes ahn mi put on mi best 70's hippie clothes. anyhow dis thread is not bout wi wardrobe, all doh dis man weh did deh did tek di prize fi real cah im did have on full 70's pimp outfit complete wid di high heel platform boot ahn di walking stick

<span style="font-style: italic"> sarry...</span>

ok so everybody reach inna di pawty, wi a mingle, wi drinking (free bar... ), wi nyaming nuff food, wi chattin bout all di throwback tings weh di decorators did find fi decorate. wi dancing to di throwback chunes weh di DJ playing . You know...wi having a good time. Anyhow during di pawty, mi mek mi excuse fi go &quot;freshin up mi makeup&quot; ahn go to the bathroom. Nobady did in deh when mi go in deh, but wadeva. Mi reach inna di stawl and hear two smaddy come in di bathroom....

1st Smaddy: &quot;Calm down Bridgett, you have to give David some credit.&quot;
2nd Smaddy: (mi assuming is Bridgett. She inna big hysterics): &quot;I will not calm down. I know he is getting me back. I just know it.&quot;
1st Smaddy: &quot;You dont know that.&quot;
2nd Smaddy: &quot;Oh yes I do. He has been trying to get back at me ever since I told him about my liking the vibrator.&quot;

<span style="font-style: italic">ILP inna di stawl trying fi kotch up harself as to not be detected, but she slip ahn bouce gence di toilet paper holder....</span>

1st Smaddy: &quot;You never told me you told him that.&quot;
2nd Smaddy: &quot;Yes, I did. But whatever. Ever since I told David that he has been acting like an [censored].&quot;
1st Smaddy: &quot;Bridgett, you're making David sound awfully-”
2nd Smaddy: “Awfully like an [censored]. He brought that woman here. <span style="font-style: italic"> [Pause]</span> What let me guess, you don’t think anything is wrong with her being here?”
1st Smaddy: “We’ll that is [censored], but what can David do? It is a company function.”
2nd Smaddy: “I hardly come to these things, I [censored] cant stand them. I hardly know anybody, David doesn’t introduce me to people. You think he would do that? I mean like I am his wife.”
1st Smaddy: “You know enough people, you can walk around yourself. It is a party, Bridgett.”
2nd Smaddy: “I am gonna say something to David as soon as I go back out there.”

<span style="font-style: italic">Silence.....</span>

2nd Smaddy: “What? You don’t think I need to let him know that he needs to stop acting like an [censored]? Plus, he needs to know that I don’t appreciate him having her here either.”
1st Smaddy: “You’re just upset Bridgett.”
2nd Smaddy: “Oh, You’re damned right.”
1st Smaddy: “What I mean is that you are upset about the earlier incident with the vibrator and you are taking it out on David here. Just be careful. It could backfire.”
2nd Smaddy: “Let’s get back out there.”


ILP fix up harself ahn den come outta di stawl. Mi wash mi hands, fix mi makeup den went back out deh. Di pawty had just begun.

[Compry]

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yuh memba alla dat?

Alright, suh 2nd smaddy added a vibrator to her marriage and David (the husband) added a woman? Am I close?

<span style="font-style: italic">Wonda if di 2nd smaddy real name is Nunya?</span>

[Bandana]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Compray</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
<span style="font-style: italic">Wonda if di 2nd smaddy real name is Nunya?</span> </div></div>

[countryspeng]

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Hi Hell Pee an yu chakke chakka tory.....

[Nunya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Compray</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yuh memba alla dat?

Alright, suh 2nd smaddy added a vibrator to her marriage and David (the husband) added a woman? Am I close?

<span style="font-style: italic">Wonda if di 2nd smaddy real name is Nunya?</span> </div></div>

Oh no she di'nt!!!!

<span style="font-style: italic">**tek awf mi high-heel wooden clogs an draw fi mi vaseline**</span>

[Compry]

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Why yuh need vaseline?

[Bandana]

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[Suesumba]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Compray</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Why yuh need vaseline? </div></div>

so di odda ooman can't crawp har up. i learned this on this site. when two women are fighting vaseline is always involved.....

sometimes mud or jello. you're welcome.

[Nunya]

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Sue whe yuh a go ansa har fah???? Cho man!

Ah ooda did jus reach ova an gi har two pimp-slap esi an when she try fi grab mi she ooda jus slide aff an drap buff a grung che...

[Compry]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Compray</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Why yuh need vaseline? </div></div>

so di odda ooman can't crawp har up. i learned this on this site. when two women are fighting vaseline is always involved.....

sometimes mud or jello. you're welcome. </div></div>

Oh...thought she wanted it for her addition to her husband.

Den Nunya can fight? One look mi look pan har and shi haffi run.

[Bandana]

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I thought she was going to use that &quot;addition&quot; on you

[countryspeng]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Compray</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Why yuh need vaseline? </div></div>

[DearK]

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Where's the rest of the party events? Oh ILP....

[ILP]

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So mi come out di bathroom ahn stawt walk back ova where di current mr ilp was standing. Mi haffi tek time walk ova where im was cah nuff smaddy stop mi ahn want to know where mi get mi outfit ahn whichpawt mi fine di current mr ilp jewelry

BTW: thanks to all di smaddy weh help mi plan di outfit dem dung in style... Anyhow...

Mi see di current mr ilp chattin to dis ooman weh mi cyaan stand. Mi seh mi dislike fi har cyaan done, enoh? Mi almost lick har dung at di last company pawty mi did see har at fi real. When mi finally reach where di two a dem was dem a chat bout some client dem just get ahn how it was some coup after di company tings mussi get sheg wid one next company...blah, blah, blah... di current mr ilp seh, &quot;Hey. You remember Shawt Frock Gyal (yes, is mi change har name. Mi will get to daht latah)?&quot; So mi say, &quot;Oh yes. How are you?&quot;

Hear har, &quot;Oh yes, nice to see you again. PIL, right?&quot; You know dem kinna people weh mis say you name on purpose. Dem a try insult you and dem try act like dem innocent?
Mi nu even fawt pon har, mi seh real stern, &quot;It's I-L-P&quot;
She clear har throat and seh real quick, &quot;Oh sorry [cough], don't you look cute. [she clear har throat] Di current mr ilp looks fabulous, where on earth did you find his stuff?&quot;
Mi ansa har, &quot;The mall.&quot;
She respond, &quot;Really?&quot;
Mi shot back again, &quot;Yes, the mall.&quot;
She giggle ahn she tun red and den she said, &quot;It took mi weeks to put this outfit together. I was going to this vintage store and this place. Whatd'ya think?&quot; She start hold out har hand ahn a moggle.
Mi ansa, &quot;It is kind of short. You don't have much room for error.&quot;

<span style="font-weight: bold">Before any ah oonu stawt tek har side, when mi seh di ooman frock shawt, mi gawd it short to raxstone. If she did sneeze har undahneat woulda expose. She have on one ah dem Groove is in the Heart (memba daht deh video... </span> <span style="font-weight: bold">) dress, but mi know daht it did come wid pants ahn fi har slack self nu put dem on. Mi seh...just nasty </span>

Di current mr ilp stawt cough, den im seh, &quot;Oh there is Jim and his daughter, Honey I want to introduce you. They want to come out riding with us.&quot; Him stawt pull mi hand ahn wi proceed to walk from Shawt Frock Gyal and den im seh (to Shawt Frock), &quot;We'll ketch up to you later.&quot; Anyhow, im stawt bout how mi not right, mi shoulda gwan betta...blah, blah, blah

Den di current mr ilp inquire as to where mi was. Mi ask im if im neva memba daht mi did go to di bathroom. Den im ask mi wah mi was doing so long in deh.

Mi bust out one piece ah laugh.....

[Boopie2]

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She have on one ah dem Groove is in the Heart (memba daht deh video...