His Family

[ILP]

so di dead know seh wi (di current mr ilp ahn myself) is on vacation. fram friday mi stawt feel away cah mi really connect wid weh mi is. mi could really live here, enoh. fi real, fi real (all wid di evalastin crime rate ahn graffiti all bout). sigh....

anyhow, when wi lef were we is wi going to fi im fambly reunion.

dis evening ova dinner wi was chattin bout wi wish wi could extend wi stay weh wi is ahn how wi nu want di vacation fi end ahn some more ray-ray. so mi make di suggestion daht wi juss extend wi vacation ahn skip di reunion.

Lawd jeezas savior pilot mi...why mi do daht?

[CeaBee]

Re: His Family

yes that inlaw ting serious...u learn fi eida or choose u words very carefully.

[ILP]

Re: His Family

all ah im relation not to bad
but some ah dem....

but mi was juss saying, enoh?
if you eva see how di man went off...aye sah.

it look like is mi gwine haffi sleep in di couch tinite.

[CeaBee]

Re: His Family

me nuh sleep pon couch

thats one ting

if u suh mad wid me...u gwaan guh get the crick neck ...

just try explain seh u neva mean it "suh" and gwaan to u bed.

[ILP]

Re: His Family

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coolbeans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">me nuh sleep pon couch

thats one ting

<span style="font-weight: bold">if u suh mad wid me...u gwaan guh get the crick neck </span>...

<span style="font-weight: bold">just seh u sorry and gwaan to u bed.</span> </div></div>

umm...daht not gwine work....
is who explode get fi sleep inna di bed.
di one who get di explosion effect sleep on sofa.

<span style="font-style: italic">all doh mi wonder if mi can try wah CB suggest ahn see how it work out..... </span>

[CeaBee]

Re: His Family



nuh mind me u hear....do as u normally do....and serve out u time pon di sofa.

[Englan Girl]

Re: His Family

Morning ILP

How was the sofa? Comfortable? Mr ILP and you talking now? ((Hugs))

[SandiF]

Re: His Family

coolbeans nuh kill me in yah this morning! DWL! LOL!!!

ILP--di family ting serious...just try polish it ova nice and sey sumting like &quot;wi can catch up wid yu family pon di extended time...&quot; WL: A hope yu neva sleep pon no couch last night.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coolbeans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

nuh mind me u hear....do as u normally do....and serve out u time pon di sofa. </div></div>

[Gen]

Re: His Family

lawd dis whole chread funny to rah

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: His Family

foot in mowt syndrome....mi raaaaaa

ILP......please tell mi yu nuh sleep pan di couch

[twiney]

Re: His Family

this yah tred make mi inna the place a

[Gen]

Re: His Family

foot in mout but geezas

[dearjohn]

Re: His Family

No matter how lousy they are, commenting on your mate's family is always a very touchy matter, somewhat like nitroglycerin. Sometimes you if you are careful you avoid the impending explosion, and other times all it takes is wrong move (word) and, BOOM!!!!!!

[ILP]

Re: His Family

mi glad seh oonu get nuff jokes at my expense
oonu is a wicked set fi true cah oonu neva tell mi daht you nuh fi even reference di SO fambly

but mi finish out mi time pon di sofa (crick inna mi neckside ahn all) and mi getting miself ready fi reach Kansas City, <span style="font-weight: bold">Kansas</span> (yes mi seh Kansas) on Thursday morning.

Sigh....

[MsExced]

Re: His Family

Hush and mek sure when you reach Kansas you put on your happiest face for the entire time