Famous Random Baggy Dropper & Dawgasauruses Outed

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Serve dem all right.

Lindsay Lohan may not have worked too much in the past, say, decade, but she hasapparently been werkin'. Go girl! Sex positive!

At least that much can be deduced from In Touch Weekly's latest issue, which claims this is a list made by Lindsay naming 36 of her famous lovers:

The list, which was jotted down on what appears to be a Scattergories playing card, was made while LiLo and her friends were staying at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, In Touch claims. The names that are blurred out are assumed to be "for legal reasons."
In Touch Weekly also says that the list "could rock several Hollywood relationships to the core."

Potentially (probably?) unrelated, but in a preview for her reality show Lindsay, Lindsay asks her father, "Do you want me to start naming names? It pisses me off when you do, to start naming names. But you do that. You name names. It's wrong." Unless Michael Lohan was the "friends" she made this list with at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, she doesn't seem to have too big of a moral problem naming names. Or this story is fake.


Which leads us to our big question: How likely are each these rumored hookups? We analyzed every potential lover (gross word choice, In Touch Weekly), now come with us on this tour of Lindsay Lohan's supposed little black book:

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What a slut whore. She deserves to be slut shamed.

What a set of dawgasauruses.....they deserve to be outed.

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Joaquin Phoenix: Lindsay and "J.Pheonix" (hey, you don't have to know how to spell someone's name to allegedly sleep with them) were rumored to have dated in 2006. The report came from an unreliable source and didn't get much attention. Then, in 2010, theymay have been spotted at club Voyeur together. Would we be surprised? No.Lukas Haas: In 2009, Lindsay reportedly hung out with Leonardo DiCaprio and his best friend Lukas Haas at Voyeur (are you sensing a pattern?), and attended an after-party at Leo's house. Rumors circulated that she might be dating Leo, to which Lohan apparently told Gossip Cop, "Hahahaha. You couldn't be more wrong." No one asked about Leonardo's best friend. Would we be surprised? No.
Paul Charles "P.C." Valmorbida: Lindsay and P.C. (a "photographer-turned-entrepreneur") both attended a retrospective for painter Richard Hambleton in 2011. At the time, Lindsay had been linked to P.C.'s brother, Andy. Andy told The New York Times, "I was photographer with [her]. But we weren't dating." Again, no one asked about P.C.Would we be surprised? No.
Evan Peters: These two know each other?! Would we be surprised? Yes.
Wilmer Valderrama: Lindsay and Wilmer dated for "like a year and a half" in 2004. OnHoward Stern's radio show in 2006, Wilmer discussed their sex life in great detail. He added that her boobs are real. Classy. Would we be surprised? No.
Nico Tortorella: Lindsay and Nico are old friends (and she calls him just that: a friend). They go all the way back to at least 2011 (here they are at Six Flags Magic Mountain). Recently, Nico has appeared in many of her Instagrams, including this fake proposal.Would we be surprised? No.

Jamie Dornan: And before he was Christian Grey too! In 2006, Jamie was rumored tohave had a "fling" with Lindsay. The two were spotted holding hands. Jamie's rep tells E! News, "We don't comment on our client's personal lives." Would we be surprised? Not really?
Zac Efron: Lindsay and Zac both sprung forth from the loins of Disney, but surprisingly were never linked. Until now! They have certainly run into each other multiple times, like when she presented him with the Breakthrough Performance Award at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards (it was for Hairspray). At his Charlie St. Cloud premiere, he said she is "the best."Would we be surprised? Again, not really?
Jamie Burke: Who? He is a singer and fashion model who once dated Kate Moss. The two supposedly dated in 2006 (this was circa Just My Luck) and were spotted kissing.Would we be surprised? No.
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Colin Farrell: Lindsay and Colin were spotted partying together a number of times in 2004. In response to In Touch Weekly's story, Colin's rep said they "ignore gossip older than nine years old." Which…isn't really denying it? Would we be surprised? No.
Justin Timberlake: Hmm. In 2009, Lindsay and Justin were allegedly both at Avenue Lounge in New York and afterwards Lindsay tweeted (then deleted) "where's jb cheater?" (JB = Jessica Biel, Timberlake's girlfriend at the time). Seems odd that she would narc on herself, so we're perplexed by this one. Would we be surprised? Kind of.
Heath Ledger: According to Lindsay's mother, Dina, Lindsay and Heath were secretly dating when he died in 2008, though Lindsay would only say he was "a really good friend."On the anniversary of his death, she tweeted "rip HL forever in mine and 'matty's' heart (s) xxL," which many assuming "matty" was Heath's daughter, Matilda. Would we be surprised? We're not commenting on this one.

Ryan Rottman: Rottman supposed dated Brittany Snow from 2008 to 2010 and Victoria Justicefrom 2011 to 2013. Nowhere in that timeline was he rumored to have even been spotted with Lindsay. The closest the two are linked is in the comments section of a TMZ article on Ryan's DUI, where someone asked, "Did he get the same judge as Lindsay Lohan?" Still, would we be surprised? No.
Max George: There was a stretch of time in late 2012 through 2013 where Lindsay was more or less a The Wanted groupie. Specifically, she seemed to have her eyes on Max George (and at the time she was even accused of assaulting a woman in a club over him). Max later said they had a "little" snog. Whatever that means. His rep tells E! News, "We won't be commenting on this." Would we be surprised? No.
Guy Berryman: He's the bassist for Coldplay. Lindsay may have "followed him around all weekend" at Lollapalooza 2011. And she may have been turned away when she tried to get backstage (she says she wasn't). Would we be surprised? No.

James Franco: In This Is the End, James Franco jokes, "I EDITed Lindsay Lohan at the Chateau Marmont. She kept knocking on my door, she was high. She kept calling me Jake Gyllenhaal. I said, ‘Just call me your prince of Persia.' If this is true, we hope that is not true. Would we be surprised? No.
Adam Levine: Lindsay supposedly briefly dated Adam Levine at one point. But really, who hasn't at least briefly dated Adam Levine? Would we be surprised? No.
Garrett Hedlund: Lindsay and Garrett costarred in Georgia Rule together in 2007. Hedlund's rep says, "I told In Touch that was completely not true and they chose to run it anyway. They worked in a film together. That's it. So annoying!" Would we be surprised?No.

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Here are 12 more famous men that Lindsay Lohan has allegedly slept with. This according to a now uncensored list that Lindsay supposedly wrote herself, included in the newest issue of In Touch Weekly.

In Touch Weekly, who released the Scattergories playing card originally revealing only 18 of the "conquests," says Lindsay "loves being linked to good-looking, famous, successful men." There are six names left blurred. We assume they, too, will eventually be released. And we assume it will be in next week's issue of In Touch Weekly
Here are the newest additions:

As we did with the last batch of names, we deep dived into Lindsay's past (and pants?) to suss out how likely these supposedly "conquests" actually are. Here are the results of our dick-style sleuthing. We mean EDIT like private eye.

Ashton Kutcher Lindsay and Ashton costarred in the 2006 film Bobby. A National Enquirerstory published last year claimed they had a fling before he started dating Demi Moore. But it's the National Enquirer, sooo. Would we be surprised? Yes. If only because she once also dated Asthon's bud Wilmer Valderrama.

Ryan Phillippe Lindsay and Ryan were rumored to have "definitely hooked up" in 2007, as he was divorcing Reese Witherspoon (this according to Us Weekly). The two may have met at Voyeur and Lindsay may have "loved the drama" (this, again, according to Us Weekly). In 2008, on The Howard Stern Show, Phillippe revealed that "Yeah," Lindsay Lohan "wanted" him. Would we be surprised? No.

Stavros Niarchos: Stavros Niarchos III is heir to the multi-billion dollar fortune of Greek shipping tycoon Stravos Niarchos I and dated Lindsay's onetime friend Paris Hilton. Lindsay and Paris had a falling out in 2006 which was rumored to have been over Stavros (though Lindsay told Elle that year that he was "not being fought over"). Would we be surprised? No. (And damn, drama!)

Danny Cipriani: Lindsay apparently met the English rugby player at a "mansion party" and the two had a series of dates in the summer of 2010. At the time, a source claimed he "really fell" for Lindsay. He was spotted arriving at her apartment at 4 a.m. Would we be surprised? No.

Maggio Cipriani: Another Cipriani (not related, though we presume that wouldn't be an issue). Maggio is heir to the Cipriani restaurant empire, which, sadly, does not include Maggiano's. Must be a common name. Lindsay attended an amfAR Gala hosted at one of his restaurants in 2012. Would we be surprised? No.

Benicio Del Toro Lindsay and Benicio were rumored to have met at a birthday party for his ex in 2006. She was 19, he was 38. In Touch says they "canoodled."Would we be surprised? No?


Aaron Voros: He's listed as "Aaron (Rngers)" with Rangers referring to hockey team, the New York Rangers. The two supposedly met after a Rangers game in 2009 and Page Sixclaims LiLo threw a drink at him and tried to get him kicked out of a club in 2010. Would we be surprised? No.
Brian @ GPH: Some think it may say "GPA," but we're going with GPH. And we have absolutely no idea who Brian is. We're not one to speculate, but if we were going to speculate we might guess the GPH stands for "Gramercy Park Hotel" in New York. Unless Lindsay banged someone from Gospel Publishing House. Would we be surprised?Maybe!
Orlando "Orli" Bloom: The only way Lindsay and "Orli" are connected is in police reports: They were both robbed by the Bling Ring. Though at the time he was newly dating Miranda Kerr. So we have no idea when or how this would have happened. Would we be surprised? We guess not.
Josh Mond: Mond is an indie producer, notable for films such as Martha Marcy May Marlene and Simon Killer. He has never worked on a film with Lindsay Lohan. Would we be surprised? No, but how random!
Riley S [?]: It could also say "Riley 8" or, as we're assuming, "Riley G" (it's a weird G, but just hear us out). When you Google "Lindsay Lohan + Riley," the results all point to Riley Giles, a snowboarder she met in rehab in 2007. In an interview with News of the World, Giles called Lindsay a "nymphomaniac" and said they went at it "like rabbits." Would we be surprised? If it's Riley Giles, no.
Petey Wright: The list even points to how Lindsay would know the fashion model: Theyposed for Muse magazine together in 2009. In the shoot, Lindsay and Petey were naked and rolling around on a bed. Would we be surprised? No. And you shouldn't be either, because it would probably look like this:

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Lindsay Lohan 'causes panic among exes'



Serve dem ALL right.

Lindsay Lohan's exes have reportedly begged her to stop the controversy caused by her recently published list of alleged past lovers.The Mean Girls actress made headline two weeks ago when a list, reportedly written by Lindsay, was published by In Touch magazine.
The hand written note has been dubbed Lindsay's 'sex list' and features some of the biggest names in music and movies, including Colin Farrell, Adam Levine and Heath Ledger.
"Lindsay's already been contacted by several exes, begging her to put a stop to it all. But she can't - the damage is done. Lindsay didn't attend for any of this to happen but she seems to have the whole male population running scared," a source divulged to British magazine Now.
Many names on the list are now married or engaged, including Justin Timberlake, Ashton Kutcher and Jamie Dornan.

The list was reportedly written in January 2013 during a girls night out at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Lindsay then apparently left behind the piece of paper, which was quickly snapped up by another reveller.
In Touch magazine decided against releasing all of the names at once, instead printing the list with certain names blacked out.
"Hollywood hasn't been in a panic like this since Heidi Fleiss opened her little black book in the '90s," the source added, in reference to the scandal surrounding former madam Heidi's famous clients.
The insider also revealed that one of the names blanked out, a wealthy married man, has offered 27-year-old Lindsay US$1million to keep quiet, though the list is no longer in her possession.

Read more: http://www.3news.co.nz/Lindsay-Lohan...#ixzz2zBqts1ds

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Lindsay Lohan Calls Sex List 'Humiliating'

April 17, 2014

The world will get to see what it's like to have a racy story spin out of control, as Lindsay Lohantries to cope with an alleged sex list that gets published in a magazine on the 2-hour conclusion of her OWN series "Lindsay."
In a preview clip of Sunday's finale obtained by E!, Lohan says "The story's on Page Six [of the New York Post] right now. That actually really is annoying right now. It's EDITed up. And I don't want a part in it."
She adds, "The fact that that happened was not only humiliating, but just mean."

Give me a flippin break..serve her right.

Who tell her fi

A list the 27-year-old actress supposedly kept was published earlier in the year, including A-list conquests like James Franco, who denied the report.

Lohan also shows her struggle to stay clean and sober in the video.
"It's a really EDITed disease and it's really scary," she says of being an alcoholic.

The actress also realized how much her off-screen distractions have threatened her career.
"I've seen all of these other actresses do all these other things and then just realizing, 'Oh s**t, I don't have that anymore,'" she says.

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Yes please more gossip. It is important to out these people whenever they are discovered.

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Flippin slut whore:

Lindsay Lohan admits to famous lovers list, says it was part of her AA steps in rehab

The 27-year-old actress reveals where she penned the leaked list of her conquests that included some of Hollywood's hottest men Thursday on ‘Watch What Happens Live.’

"That was actually my fifth step in AA at Betty Ford. Someone, when I was moving during the OWN show, must have taken a photo of it. That's a really personal thing and it's really unfortunate."


"I talk about this on the last episode of the OWN show," she added. "To be continued."
The explosive list, released by In Touch Weekly last month, included stars like Ashton Kutcher, Ryan Phillippe, Orlando Bloom, Justin Timberlake, Adam Levine, James Franco, Heath Ledger, Zac Efron, Benicio Del Toro, Joaquin Phoenix, Jamie Dornan and more.

Lindsay Lohan really did pen a list of her lovers — but it was part of her recovery.The 27-year-old starlet appeared on Thursday's "Watch What Happens Live" and was questioned by host Andy Cohen during the "Plead the Fifth" segment on the shocking round up of the alleged famous men she bedded.
"I cannot confirm or deny it," she said.[/QUOTE]

"You know what? I'm going to get serious for a second," she continued.


"The fact that that happened was not only humiliating, but just mean,"

Lohan said in the teaser clip for the final episode of “Lindsay,” airing Sunday.

Lohan stopped by "The View" Friday as a guest host and when asked by Whoopi Goldberg if she was dating anyone right now she simply said , "No. They've been a distraction for me in the past."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...#ixzz2zLl7mjeT

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Clearly she does not have a do not date list.