The Latest in the Jazzy Bride Scandal

[Phatty]

By Phatty Fiction

Jamaicans.com - Speng has written his will in the wake of Hurricane Fay which is B lining toward his Apt 22B

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Jazz... it was great and I'll remember you forever...if mi duppy come back fi yu doan run.. secret looooovers
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So i'm writing this article to say:

JAZZY UR GOIN TO JAIL!!!

And for all dah haters dat didn't believe me

I'm Out!

[Jazz]

Re: The Latest in the Jazzy Bride Scandal

Oh Pshaw - u don't see dat Speng was delirious an outta him mine wid fear wen im write dis???

Nuh seh mi seh - but he is prone to flights of fantasy and extreme deliriums... ah tink is de midday drinking finally ah tek its toll pan im...

so I categorially deny all allegations!!!!!

[Phatty]

Re: The Latest in the Jazzy Bride Scandal

Don't treat me like an Amateur <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">((((SPengster))))) = I KNOW it was great mi dawling... I made you a man didn;t I

dis mek sure seh wen u come back fe haunt mi dat u bring everyting wid yuh an nuh lef nutten dung ah battam or uppa tap (mi nuh sure which wan caws ah tink is fifty fifty chance where u gwine end up)

<span style="font-style: italic">*****run gaan look fe de insurance policy mi did tek out pan Speng*******</span> - who woulda tink seh meeda get ah chance fe calleck pannit so qwik!!! </div></div>