Seriously Warped and Conniving Minds Wanted

[halfwaytree]

I am planning a <span style="font-weight: bold">surprise</span> birthday party for a friend. The only fly in the ointment is that I want to invite three or four of her friends who neither know me nor each other.

The easiest way for me to get their phone numbers without acting strange would be to somehow get my hands on her cell phone.

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<span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Question!</span> How does one go about getting a cell phone from someone who is NEVER separated from it long enough for me to copy down a few numbers without raising suspicion?</span>

P.S. She is a light sleeper and not much of a drinker. So stealing it in the middle of the night or while she is passed out drunk really isn't an option.

[MarieK]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Milo Man*</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I am planning a <span style="font-weight: bold">surprise</span> birthday party for a friend. The only fly in the ointment is that I want to invite three or four of her friends who neither know me nor each other.

The easiest way for me to get their phone numbers without acting strange would be to somehow get my hands on her cell phone.

<span style="font-weight: bold">
<span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Question!</span> How does one go about getting a cell phone from someone who is NEVER separated from it long enough for me to copy down a few numbers without raising suspicion?</span>

P.S. She is a light sleeper and not much of a drinker. So stealing it in the middle of the night or while she is passed out drunk really isn't an option. </div></div>

scratch dat get tuh di pawt bout how u know seh she sleep light and u seh she is juss a fren

[Bizzy]

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Does her phone have any special features?? Tell her you jus waan check out the features..

and if y'all both got bluetooth phone, tell har u waan sen har pics of uself or u want pics of her fi save to u fone

does she have ur all ur #s? maybe u can ask fi de phone an say u waan save u work/home phone in deh...

dem nuh deh pon email? check si if shi fawud yuh nuh email weh dem sen har or that she included u on the list as well

or just turn off ur phone an hide it whenunu go out an den ask for her fone so u can call it an den u start walk roun like u a listen out fi ur ring...then u write dung de numba dem..

just as a friend/relative weh already aware of the surprise party fi get # dem. shi might more quick fi dem de phone than u

[Compry]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs_Marie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Milo Man*</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I am planning a <span style="font-weight: bold">surprise</span> birthday party for a friend. The only fly in the ointment is that I want to invite three or four of her friends who neither know me nor each other.

The easiest way for me to get their phone numbers without acting strange would be to somehow get my hands on her cell phone.

<span style="font-weight: bold">
<span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Question!</span> How does one go about getting a cell phone from someone who is NEVER separated from it long enough for me to copy down a few numbers without raising suspicion?</span>

P.S. She is a light sleeper and not much of a drinker. So stealing it in the middle of the night or while she is passed out drunk really isn't an option. </div></div>

scratch dat get tuh di pawt bout how u know seh she sleep light and u seh she is juss a fren </div></div>

Fi real. Just friend and yuh know sey she's a light sleeper. What is it about men why they insist on calling a woman friend or best friend when you all know their sleeping habits?

Anyway, wait until she goes into the shower.

[Bizzy]

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mi is a ooman weh luv carry mi fone dem inna de bathroom wid mi

[H_O]

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spike her drink maybe you get lucky too

[H_O]

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sprinkle two capsules of Tylenol Cold and flu Pm

in her drink

[H_O]

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or you really wanna knock her out try Toradol

[H_O]

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gimme 50 bux and ill put a mask on like Zorro and mug her for her phone

[julie*mango]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Compray</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs_Marie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Milo Man*</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I am planning a <span style="font-weight: bold">surprise</span> birthday party for a friend. The only fly in the ointment is that I want to invite three or four of her friends who neither know me nor each other.

The easiest way for me to get their phone numbers without acting strange would be to somehow get my hands on her cell phone.

<span style="font-weight: bold">
<span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Question!</span> How does one go about getting a cell phone from someone who is NEVER separated from it long enough for me to copy down a few numbers without raising suspicion?</span>

P.S. She is a light sleeper and not much of a drinker. So stealing it in the middle of the night or while she is passed out drunk really isn't an option. </div></div>

scratch dat get tuh di pawt bout how u know seh she sleep light and u seh she is juss a fren </div></div>

Fi real. Just friend and yuh know sey she's a light sleeper. What is it about men why they insist on calling a woman friend or best friend when you all know their sleeping habits?

Anyway, wait until she goes into the shower. </div></div>

or on the throne

[KgnJa69]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Fi real. Just friend and yuh know sey she's a light sleeper. What is it about men why they insist on calling a woman friend or best friend when you all know their sleeping habits?</div></div>

[dr. bones]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi352941</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Does her phone have any special features?? Tell her you jus waan check out the features..

and if y'all both got bluetooth phone, tell har u waan sen har pics of uself or u want pics of her fi save to u fone

does she have ur all ur #s? maybe u can ask fi de phone an say u waan save u work/home phone in deh...

dem nuh deh pon email? check si if shi fawud yuh nuh email weh dem sen har or that she included u on the list as well

or just turn off ur phone an hide it whenunu go out an den ask for her fone so u can call it an den u start walk roun like u a listen out fi ur ring...then u write dung de numba dem..

just as a friend/relative weh already aware of the surprise party fi get # dem. shi might more quick fi dem de phone than u


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Bizi, you are good w/ the CIA phone thing. You must have planned a lot of surprise parties to know all those tricks

[halfwaytree]

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We are just friends that live some distance apart. Sometimes we will end up spending the night on each others couches but she does sleep with he phone right beside her head. The rest of the time it is on her person. Yes, she does take it into the bathroom when she has a shower.

I like some of your ideas though.

I could spike her with some laxatives perhaps, then hopefully during the night when she runs to the bathroom I might have a chance.

I knew I could count on you crew to be devious and provide inspiration.

[Bizzy]

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LOL. Nope, no parties. Jus luv faas inna ppl fone

[dahjah]

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ganja tea