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This guy at my job (Rex) kept bragging about his cousin (Danny) who came over here on vacation from Barbados with tickets bought and paid for by a young lady him met on the beach where he works as a lifeguard. 
The lady live with her parents in a MANSION in Westchester County, and him been talking about how them rich and how them love and accept him although him is of a different shade.
Two weeks ago he was telling me how he will be here for six months and might ask her to marry him as him is in love. 
The only problem is, he said, she has him as a hostage in the house, won't let him go out much and is turning him into a sex slave. She wants it at least 3-4 times a day. My friend was like "Damn, oh how I wish I had that problem".
To make a long story short, yesterday, he told me how he is so worried for Danny because of what he has discovered.
Danny apparently was walking past the bookcase in the mansion reading room on Sunday morning and sight some disturbing books. He went to have a closer look and was shocked to see the titles. There were books about Satan, Witchcraft, Voodoo and How to mix this that and the other. When he reached out to take one down, the bookcase moved.
He almost jumped out of him skin and thought that he might have been imagining things so him reach out again and the book fell on the ground and made a crazy loud noise. Him reach down to pick it up and all of a sudden he heard her voice scream out as she appeared out of nowhere and said "DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
Apparently, this woman admitted to him that she and her mother are Witches and her father a Wizard.
Needless to say, Danny did not stop running until he reached Rex's house on Staten Island where he will be staying til him 7:30 flight to Barbados on Friday morning.
I couldn't stop laughing. Am I wrong? Are there really witches and wizards in NY?
The lady live with her parents in a MANSION in Westchester County, and him been talking about how them rich and how them love and accept him although him is of a different shade.
Two weeks ago he was telling me how he will be here for six months and might ask her to marry him as him is in love. The only problem is, he said, she has him as a hostage in the house, won't let him go out much and is turning him into a sex slave. She wants it at least 3-4 times a day. My friend was like "Damn, oh how I wish I had that problem".
To make a long story short, yesterday, he told me how he is so worried for Danny because of what he has discovered.
Danny apparently was walking past the bookcase in the mansion reading room on Sunday morning and sight some disturbing books. He went to have a closer look and was shocked to see the titles. There were books about Satan, Witchcraft, Voodoo and How to mix this that and the other. When he reached out to take one down, the bookcase moved.
He almost jumped out of him skin and thought that he might have been imagining things so him reach out again and the book fell on the ground and made a crazy loud noise. Him reach down to pick it up and all of a sudden he heard her voice scream out as she appeared out of nowhere and said "DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
Apparently, this woman admitted to him that she and her mother are Witches and her father a Wizard.
Needless to say, Danny did not stop running until he reached Rex's house on Staten Island where he will be staying til him 7:30 flight to Barbados on Friday morning.
I couldn't stop laughing. Am I wrong? Are there really witches and wizards in NY?
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