
Him mek mi laff too

so mi go to dis club mi like pon Friday fi likkle dancing enuh
afta mi diddeh fi a while mi go adoor fi fresh air. Dis wan Jamaican man see mi siddung and him look pon mi
and say "yuh look nice enuh" mi say "thank u" soh mi juss deh lissen to di music fi likkle bit. nexx minute sed man look pon mi and say "come to mi mek mi tell yuh sitten"
soh mi say "no you come over here" well mi mussi bruk a rule or sitten
caws di man look pon mi like
like him cyaaaan believe mi naw get up and come to him. him wan nice lookin man too enuh
but him shawt to r** and mi nuh like di shawt man dem soh him smile and say to mi "yuh brite" mi say "huh? me? brite?"
him say "ooman yuh brite" and smile and mi say "noooooo" and smile back
him leff mi afta dat 
yuh tink seh mi brite caws mi nuh go to di man?
mi bruk a rule or sitten wen jamaican man say come yah ooman supposed to go?

unu was shoutin from far away?? how much closer him did waan u come.
good luck wit dat


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