the husband must be sorry

[Hush Darlin]

so mi know dis woman wey her husband did sick and ar madda sick at the same time and she had was to take care of them. The mom eventually died so the husband decide that he would send her on a holiday. But because he was off work for ahwile because he was sick he could not get the timeto go with her.

So he sent her off on a 10 day holiday to one a dem Island.
So she sey fram de first day she get dey sh emet dis guy and him start gi ar lyrics and she mek him kno sey she married. My guy tell ar sey him cam gi ar loving that she will figet her husband.
So she sey the guy was so persistient that she couldnt hold out no more so she sey she dey pon holiday what de heck why not have some fun.

My lady sey the first time she him bamboo she did get nervous and change ar mine caa she sey she neva see a bamboo so huge. But she sey the guy calm ar fears and tell ar dat him wi tek time wid ar and him wont give ar the full lenght if she cant manage it.

smaddy dey a de door mi soonm come wid de ress

[LusciousJohnson]

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[kia027]

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smaddy at your door or de ooman door

[dr. bones]

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She still not back yet?

Let me guess how this ends: wifey falls in love w/ Mr. Lyrics and his strength and length, leave hubby, establish a western union account w/ weekly activity and live happily ever after in loving bliss w/ new man

[julie*mango]

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mi wanda if is a UPS guy at di door

[Hush Darlin]

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so unno neva see mi sey mi was waiting fe one ooman fe come
see de poas yasso

anyways mi neva dis a poas fram home so mi come home and mi internet was acting up
plus mi cooking

[Hush Darlin]

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Anyways she sey my man calm ar fears an tell sey him wi tek time. So she decide fe geet a try and was she was ever in for a surprise...she neva kno sey bamboo cudda feel so good or mek ar feel so good...she was she was instantly addicted she went for 10 days and spent almost 3 weeks.

She sey every chance she get wid de bamboo she mek use a it.
she sey she neva kno sey dere so much position for sex So mi sey to ar if she noh sure sey a sittn the guy want she sey no...im have im own construction company and she been back two times and is him pay ar fare and him coming nexx month fe 3 weeks and is him paying him way.

Now this is a woman with grown children. She sey when she came back here she tried to have sex wid ar husband and it jus never worked so she moved out 2 weeks later and got a place of her own.

[Bandana]

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My God...


what a way bamboo wicked eh?

[St_Bess]

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There some truth in the saying that there is no fool like an old fool. Why would she leave her sick husband if the young bamboo live in another country? Aye sah if he has grown children then she must have had some good bamboo over her adult life. Me wooden leave fi mi husband (maybe him soon ded you say him sick no? - maybe him have life insurance) me wouldda kip the big bamboo man wid him.

[Hush Darlin]

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the husband did get heart attack but him awrite now.
den how would she explain the whole heap a phone call dem
especially the late night one dem and de phone sex.
Plus a May she did go for the first time and she been two more times since.
where would she hide him for 3 weeks when him come next month.

She is mi fren friend
so few months ago mi fren tell me sey the ooman leff ar husband after going for vacation.
so mi sey to mi fren sey she muss did fine a man pon de island why she leff ar husband as soon as she come back and mi fren who is cluless sey no.

So a yessiday mi buck uo the ooman and a dat time she telling me bout ar wonderful bamboo

[julie*mango]

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bwoy good bamboo will turn di smartest ooman inna fool

[Yvonne N.]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">bwoy good bamboo will turn di smartest ooman inna fool </div></div>

My goodness...yu seet?

[applepie]

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den a what she left har hubby fa?????? don't de bamboo know sey she married........she left certainity fe uncertainity.......me can understand har frustration cause de hubby had heart attack so him haffi tek it easy but she silly.

[Pepper]

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:kissteet: pon dis tory

[MarieK]

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wat a way unnu sentilizibet peeple can carry story lawd gad.

lol what is wrong with these women, if it was a man who went on vacation w/o his ooman an get some pan di side u think him a come home come mash up him yaad?

mi nah condone teefin or unlawfully tekkin bamboo but lawd gad doan be stupid bout it it is wat it is an is juss a piece a bamboo pan di side, all be it a wandaful,strang, muscular mighty sweet like sugga bamboo but a nuh dat deh wan u comitted tuh so u shudden be tekkin it and if u do, guh a confession an nuh dweet no more but fi god sake nuh leff di man who can tek half a everything u own. especially when di bamboo nah earn di same currency dat u earning.

choopid ooman