Does Dear Pastor make up these things?

[Peasie]

Dear Pastor,

I am in love with a woman who always beats me with her panty and makes me sleep outside. I am tired of this. Tell me what to do. please, tell me.

J

Dear J,

Some would say this woman has tied you by using her panty. This woman has made you dotty. You can't think. You don't have any sense, nothing. Her underwear? My goodness. How can you ask me what you should do? She beats you and you have to sleep outside.

I don't care what anybody says. If this is really going on, this woman has got you where she wants you and you don't have any sense. Your mother would be ashamed of you.

Pastor

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[Peasie]

mussi some big azz drawz

[CeaBee]

or the panty made of concrete

[RichD]

panty lick sting yuh know

[Tropicana]

I don't know if things have changed but, based on some of the situations I saw when working in Jamaica, I doubt it. Some things I don't even talk about as people would swear tse mi making it up. Ditto for some of the situations I saw in our community here in Toronto.

[blugiant]

I don't know if things have changed but, based on some of the situations I saw when working in Jamaica, I doubt it. Some things I don't even talk about as people would swear tse mi making it up. Ditto for some of the situations I saw in our community here in Toronto.

tropi mii beeleeve yuh

sum aff da ting mii poas pon yah peeps tink mii mekkinn dem upp butt iff dem onlee kno da trooth


kno wan five foot one man woo imm six foot 300 pound wife beat imm upp ann tekk wey imm paycheck


still itt a bigg disgrace iff yaawd man lowe imm wife fe beat imm widd ar panteee

[Peasie]

panty lick sting yuh know

[Blackstar*]

panty lick sting yuh know

I'm just wondering how Rich knows this.

[Suesumba]

mi dih tink she a me one du dis

[Xavier]

This has to be a joke. How can a man even write a letter like this.

[Peasie]

To write it is one thing. For Dear Pastor to respond in this manner is a whole nedda ting

Some would say this woman has tied you by using her panty.

What exactly is this panty-tying phenomenon?

[SKYJUICE221]

There is a possibility that dear pastor experience some panty beating. Dear pastor will not dear admitted that such thing happen to him. He is too busy worrying about his reputation and career. Dwl. Yes, i believe made up some of these stories because I often found repeat stories like him run out of tings to write.

[Peasie]

Lawks SkyJuice

[SKYJUICE221]

There is a possibility that dear pastor experience some panty beating. Dear pastor will not dear admitted that such thing happen to him. He is too busy worrying about his reputation and career. Dwl. Yes, i believe made up some of these stories because I often found repeat stories like him run out of tings to write.

[Peasie]

is wah wrang wid yuh?