Just How STUPID Does this Guy Think I am

[Bizzy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Compray</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Aye sah. I don't want him driving over to see me. I don't even care to know his name. I just want the vacation. Beg yuh set up a ting fi mi. </div></div>u mek mi dwl

[H_O]

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well seeing as everyone else here thinks your stoopid-you can add him to the list.

[Tropicana]

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Comry I bet you would prefer if you didn't have to see him or talk to him. If you could arrange to go when he wasn't there that would be even better right?

I didn't think fast enough. I should have said that week isn't convenient for me. Just pay for the ticket and lend me the key and I'll let myself in. THEN, we would have seen if his intentions were honourable.

Well one could never accuse him of discriminatng against Black women. He seems to be an equal opportunity user.

[Compry]

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I don't care if he's there or not. This is my goal....

[Tropicana]

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That's what I figured. You crack me up Cousin Compry.

Anyway just for fun, I put this challenge out to boardlane. Please help me compose a response. Yes I am bored at the moment. The best response receives a prize:

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <span style="font-weight: bold">Can we start over? </span>

first let me say when i asked you to come with me it was not done to offend you i consider my self to be an honest person so having said that i asked you in a most honerable way as you know there is lots of women or men out there to have sex with so i dont need to fly women like yourself to florida to have sex but thought of it as a way to spend time with that person and get to know them better and who knows where that could lead getting to know someone is far more important than just having sex for a week and walking a way from them which is what im sure you thought i was thinking about ,,but much like you im trying to find a woman to spend time with and hopefully have a realationship that will last and <span style="font-weight: bold">i have had sex with enough woman in my life </span>now i want to find that special lady who will be come my new best friend and more....
im looking for nothing else but happiness and hope to find it as i hiope you find it too&gt;&gt;&gt;..
jim
ps as far as the bimbettes well like i said there are lots of people that look for only sex and fun</div></div>

Well first off, someone needs to teach him the use of periods and capitals.

Next, the part I have put in bold ain't helping his case.

[Bandana]

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experience is the best teacher

[Tropicana]

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Bandy love. You are an excellent writer. Please take a crack at composing a response fi me noh man. BTW, how is BigRed. He hasn't popped by in ages. Remember the time he chastised me bout the rent a dread.

[Compry]

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Dear Jim in St. Catherines,

I am honored that you would like to start over again and I respect your honesty.

At this time, I will have to decline your offer for a vacation in sunny Florida however I know someone who desperately needs some time off. Please contact my Cousin Compry and extend the invitation to her.

Once again thank you and God bless.

Tropi.

[Tropicana]

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[Bandana]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tropicana</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Bandy love. You are an excellent writer. Please take a crack at composing a response fi me noh man. BTW, how is BigRed. He hasn't popped by in ages. Remember the time he chastised me bout the rent a dread. </div></div>

Ok, but remember you asked for it


mi soon come


BTW BigRed is BOUNDBROOK's man, not mine

[Tropicana]

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Oops. 'ow onoo resemble soh.

[Gen]

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BOA one big dutty L


<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BanDanna</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tropicana</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Bandy love. You are an excellent writer. Please take a crack at composing a response fi me noh man. BTW, how is BigRed. He hasn't popped by in ages. Remember the time he chastised me bout the rent a dread. </div></div>

Ok, but remember you asked for it


mi soon come


BTW BigRed is BOUNDBROOK's man, not mine

</div></div>

[Bandana]

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Dearest Jim,

Please forgive my earlier response. As you can see the lack of sex is getting to me.

I appreciate your sincere reply and I think I should re-consider and agree to come to Florida. I am not getting anywhere at this rate, and I am driving my fellow boardies mad with my lack-a-buddy-itis.

I have been looking for a white man like yourself for many a year, and I hope that this time spent together will be our first step toward the alter.

Please send the e-tickets to [email protected]

Thank you,
Tropicana

[Gen]

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Dear Jim in St Catherine,

Upon giving your offer a bit more thought, I realize that I am turned off by your run on sentences and poor grammar. I do however wish you all the best for the future.

Respectfully Yours

[Tropicana]

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<span style="font-weight: bold">alter. </span>

I LOVE it!