What kind of slackness is this?

[Tropicana]

Dating Naked?

Are these people flippin kidding?

The contestants on the first episode of VH1's reality show Dating Naked, in which couples court in the nude, were primarily concerned with one thing: where to keep their eyes.

The first daters, Joe, 24, and Wee Wee, 36, who would each go out with two other people during the course of the episode, exchanged brief hellos before taking off all their clothes and reconvening on an empty, remote beach for their initial rendezvous.


'I'm most worried about getting a little excited, you know?' Joe said as he stripped down. 'I will just try not to think about it. I'll probably think about elephants or like monkeys or something like that - and just look her straight in the eye.'


Upon initially getting a full view of each others' birthday suits, it's obvious how awkward they both feel - though neither attempts to shield their blurred-for-television parts with their hands.


After a second of nervous laughter, they lean in for a painful-to-watch hug, in which only their shoulders and arms touch.

Unflippinbelievable!

[Reggae plus]

Kind of like Hedonism II...with the addition of pretending. Whatever turns your crank. You dont HAVE to do it.

[Tropicana]

ME? Me do something like that.


Come come now, you KNOW me bettah dan dat.

[Reggae plus]

Not YOU Trops. It was more the all-encompassing 'you'.

[Tropicana]

Fair enough....in those cases I use the word "ONE" to cover a multitude of sins.

Hope to see Xavier, J-Kid and blu weigh in on this one.

[Xavier]

TMTS = Too Much To See on a first date. The reality TV shows are going to the gutters to get rating. Anything goes..

[Tropicana]

Pure gutter lowest common denominator business.

Does that mean I can call the women who participate sluts whores and the men flippiin' dawgasauruses? Remember they are going on a series of naked dates.

[RichD]

Pure gutter lowest common denominator business.

Does that mean I can call the women who participate sluts whores and the men flippiin' dawgasauruses? Remember they are going on a series of naked dates.

dont you have to do more than date to be a slut or a whore? or does the lack of clothes qualify you automatically?

if they were clothed would the men still qualify as "flippiin' dawgasauruses" or does that depend on how the ladies were dressed?

[Tropicana]

dont you have to do more than date to be a slut or a whore?

If they didn't plan on doing anything, they would not be putting the merchandise on display. What would be the point?

the lack of clothes qualify you automatically?

especially on a first date....I am horrified.

if they were clothed would the men still qualify as "flippiin' dawgasauruses" or does that depend on how the ladies were dressed?

No of course not...they would not automatically qualify as "flippiin' dawgasauruses" if they kept their clothes on...that would depend on whether or not they behaved like horn dogs on the first date...or second...or third...and so on ...and so on...



Would YOU ever go on a naked first date, RichD?

[RichD]

If they didn't plan on doing anything, they would not be putting the merchandise on display. What would be the point?

they want to be on a TV show

No of course not...they would not automatically qualify as "flippiin' dawgasauruses" if they kept their clothes on...that would depend on whether or not they behaved like horn dogs on the first date...or second...or third...and so on ...and so on...

but the ladies are slut hores just based on how they dress?

Would YOU ever go on a naked first date, RichD?

I dont think there are many places that accommodate naked first dates



one needs to be able to separate reality TV from reality

[Tropicana]

Stop side stepping the question. If there were more places that would accommodate naked fist dates would you be in for that?

[Tropicana]

but the ladies are slut hores just based on how they dress?

No the men would be dawgausurues too based on how they dress but I don't know of any men (well before this) who go on dates with their private parts exposed or attire so revealing that part of their private parts is exposed.

[RichD]

No the men would be dawgausurues too based on how they dress but I don't know of any men (well before this) who go on dates with their private parts exposed or attire so revealing that part of their private parts is exposed.

tight pants? tight shirt?

how about this:

[Tropicana]

Tacky yes but none of his private parts are revealed so definitely not a dawgasaurus. The pants are not that type. This belongs in the men who are tacky dressers thread.

[Tropicana]

I did find a photo that would qualify but I would not be posting it.