In Jamaica

[CyberPhobic]

Me meet this nice dark and handsome man who took me out couple times.

So the time come fi me to leave so him a profess him love to mi and mi a tell him how much mi wish him coulda come back wid mi.

Little did I know dat the man was a wild one.

[CyberPhobic]

Re: In Jamaica - wat yooda do?

We get up to say our goodbyes, when him tell mi to turn mi back for him have someting to give mi to remind me of him.

Mi get giddy now and turn round giggling. Wen him tell me fi turn back round, you wouldn't believe what him had for me.

[CyberPhobic]

Re: In Jamaica - wat yooda do?

Him say that him know say forrin girls no usually get good man and nuff a dem deprived, so him want to let me know that him is a good man for me and wanted to give me someting fi remind me of him.

A desso di man pull out him johnson and hole it inna him hands dem a show mi.

All mi know is that mi no have no recollection or memberance of the next 15 minutes after dat.

[missus_vegas]

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try to remember

[CyberPhobic]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: missus_vegas</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> try to remember </div></div>

DWL, you tink a now me a try remembah? Mi mussi did lick mi head when mi pass out an drap a grung.

Tan dey. Bettawn dat, mi still a try memba if mi evah si anyting big so.

[MeChrissy]

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Massy mi kingdom. Wen yuh come back to...yuh did still gat awn yuh unda gawment?

[QK13]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KwaakuBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

A desso di man pull out him johnson and hole it inna him hands dem a show mi.
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All no mi been dung deh 8 times an nobady nah show mi dem johnson fi remembah.

[trelawnysmall]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Q.K</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KwaakuBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

A desso di man pull out him johnson and hole it inna him hands dem a show mi.
</div></div>

All no mi been dung deh 8 times an nobady nah show mi dem johnson fi remembah. </div></div>

QK, a lie, can't be so. Fi real?

When I used to come to visit my then bf in Jamaica on more then one occasion a man dropped his drawers and showed me his reason why I should leave my bf, it was funny. I always laughed so loud and always my hubby then bf would show up and I would tell him the story right in front of the guy and we laugh our heads off. The story was always something like, I know you don't get 'this' and I want you so badly, blah, blah, blah. Once at the beach in MO Bay and once at the river and my husband was just on the other side of the river.
Funny, funny, very funny to me.
But since moving here I've never had that happen to me and that's a good thing.

[annshan2]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Q.K</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KwaakuBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

A desso di man pull out him johnson and hole it inna him hands dem a show mi.
</div></div>

All no mi been dung deh 8 times an nobady nah show mi dem johnson fi remembah. </div></div>

[Suesumba]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KwaakuBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
A desso di man pull out him johnson and hole it inna him hands dem a show mi. </div></div>

he sounds like a real winner
so, when are you sponsoring him?

[trelawnysmall]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KwaakuBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
A desso di man pull out him johnson and hole it inna him hands dem a show mi. </div></div>


so, when are you sponsoring him? </div></div>

[CyberPhobic]

Re: In Jamaica - wat yooda do?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KwaakuBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
A desso di man pull out him johnson and hole it inna him hands dem a show mi. </div></div>

he sounds like a real winner
so, when are you sponsoring him? </div></div>

Good question dat. A wonder how much dat wi cost me? No lie, if it cheap, dat rod is mines.

[PILLOWS]

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This is Dr. Bones - just can't sign out of Pillows acct on her puter: U never saw the big bamboountil the airport? What took u so long to inspect the goods? U never got your groove back? Wha meck?

[dr. bones]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: PILLOWS</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This is Dr. Bones - just can't sign out of Pillows acct on her puter: U never saw the big bamboountil the airport? What took u so long to inspect the goods? U never got your groove back? Wha meck? </div></div>

A lie mi tell. C mi dere. The Dr. is in

[QK13]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TSmall</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Q.K</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KwaakuBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

A desso di man pull out him johnson and hole it inna him hands dem a show mi.
</div></div>

All no mi been dung deh 8 times an nobady nah show mi dem johnson fi remembah. </div></div>

QK, a lie, can't be so. Fi real?

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Mussi cah mi always deh amongst me yaadie frens dem, plus mi nah wander outta TB so much...
Nexx chrip watch mi tek di cyar gawn a Negril wid mi mampy self an see if dem a show mi di bamboo!

Aldoh mi did see wan man grab up himself wid two hans pan di roadside an look me inna mi two yeye when wi jrive pass im up between Brownstown &amp; Cave valley... Yuh tink im wan marrij mi?!? Cah dat deh sinting did need 2 hand fi hol ie!!!