Bridezillas

[FrenchTickla]

there is a show on tv. the brides are insufferable . like there is an overweight one on now who sends her husband to bootcamp and pigs out doughnut and coffee while he runs around huffing and puffing. den she jealous her skinny maid of honor looks cute in her dress - she fraid dat di maid of honor ago draw attention from her.

alla di demands fi a million rehearsals, the verbal abuse, di unrepentant unnecessary excessive drama ... just too much

oonu know anybody inna real life like dese or dem just pay dem fi be cretins fi di entertainment factor?

ef any a fimi friends ever tink of treating me di way dese brides treat dem friends and family, dere is no way mi a put up widi

[julie*mango]

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is not the new season is it?

[FrenchTickla]

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mi nuh know is which season. it dated 2008 ascording to comcast.

[FrenchTickla]

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she a try fi change the husband-to-be 5 days before di wedding. who does dat? ef di man di bad-behaving why u decide fi married him if him shame u so much? and den expect so much change inna few days. dem ooman yah a eediot - sorry to say.

[diabolical_Tanya]

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I used to work i hospitality and I used to deal with some brides weh mek mi seriously wonder if di groom have mental issues why him tek up wid such a ooman.

And as fi di madda of di bride fadda god

for example....pipe buss inna di hotel lobby one evening, up inna di ceiling. di place tun inna dunns river falls knock off. mi neva si soooo much water indoors other than at a pool.

So wi call in di people fi dry in up an an ting but the carpet did haffie tek on the stairs an the landing. Fans an ting set up an it agoe tek 24 hours fi done.

Mi call di bride weh did have appointment to take pictures on the staircase an tell har seh shi need fi find an alternate location.

Now mind you shi is not having the wedding or the reception at the hotel. ONLY the pictures.

Mi seh di gyal carry awn as if mi juss murdah har family an sleep wid har man. Mi seh shi cuss mi up wan side an down di next. All when mi hang up pan har shi call mi back an cuss some more. Den har Daddy call an cuss on her behalf.

aye sah

wonder if dem still married

[FrenchTickla]

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yeah, mek mi wonder how long those marriages last.

dis one weh send di man to bootcamp while har fatself stuff har face; well she emasculate di man, morning noon and night, in front a di wedding rehearsal, in front a di etiquette ooman, in front a di best friend, in front a di whole of america ... mi seh shame di man

siddung!
SHUT UP!
stop asking me stupid questions!
&*%&^$*^$&(*!

all when him try console har she a cuss him and reject him.

den har madda end up a hospital on the day of the wedding . dis is di one ting di bride cudden even fathom happening and mi wonder ef it wasn't karma.

den she walk outta di hospital and cuss di (now) husband some more

[applepie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: FrenchTickla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yeah, mek mi wonder how long those marriages last.

dis one weh send di man to bootcamp while har fatself stuff har face; well she emasculate di man, morning noon and night, in front a di wedding rehearsal, in front a di etiquette ooman, in front a di best friend, in front a di whole of america ... mi seh shame di man

siddung!
SHUT UP!
stop asking me stupid questions!
&amp;*%&amp;^$*^$&amp;(*!

all when him try console har she a cuss him and reject him.

den har madda end up a hospital on the day of the wedding . dis is di one ting di bride cudden even fathom happening and mi wonder ef it wasn't karma.

den she walk outta di hospital and cuss di (now) husband some more </div></div>

I saw that episode.........me cannot imagine that marriage lasting......but people dysfunctional anyway........the verbal abuse alone would have me running.......and further more me no think she did too concern bout the madda inna hospital.....it was all about her

[FrenchTickla]

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bwoy she was evilous.

u did see brandie? di sister of mrs texas 2008. she ghetto but hilarious. she seemed like a genuine fool (in terms of hilarity) but di grooms cake mi cudden believe

[diabolical_Tanya]

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I just don't understand the whole extravagance an big production for weddings. All that stress leading up to the big day no sah not me not me at all

[kia027]

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i did not see it but what was the groom's cake?

[FrenchTickla]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i did not see it but what was the groom's cake? </div></div>

she wanted it to be a vajayjay to give him a last piece before di wedd'n

is a lucky ting har sista deh deh fi ask har ef she lick har head

[FrenchTickla]

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u know m neva was di likkle girl who grow up fantasizing bout getting married but had a friend who had di whole deal planned and was in search of a groom to fit into her little production.

that his how i think these women talking bout &quot;my day&quot; grow up thinking of the event. di day after di wedd'n must be anticlimactic like boxing day (i hated boxing day as a kid)

[kia027]

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so dem a mek de groom fit in fi de day

[Fyah]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: FrenchTickla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yeah, mek mi wonder how long those marriages last.

dis one weh send di man to bootcamp while har fatself stuff har face; well she emasculate di man, morning noon and night, in front a di wedding rehearsal, in front a di etiquette ooman, in front a di best friend, in front a di whole of america ... mi seh shame di man

siddung!
SHUT UP!
stop asking me stupid questions!
&amp;*%&amp;^$*^$&amp;(*!

all when him try console har she a cuss him and reject him.

den har madda end up a hospital on the day of the wedding . dis is di one ting di bride cudden even fathom happening and mi wonder ef it wasn't karma.

den she walk outta di hospital and cuss di (now) husband some more </div></div>

Recipe for disaster. Why do some people even bother is beyond me.

[julie*mango]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: applepie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: FrenchTickla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yeah, mek mi wonder how long those marriages last.

dis one weh send di man to bootcamp while har fatself stuff har face; well she emasculate di man, morning noon and night, in front a di wedding rehearsal, in front a di etiquette ooman, in front a di best friend, in front a di whole of america ... mi seh shame di man

siddung!
SHUT UP!
stop asking me stupid questions!
&amp;*%&amp;^$*^$&amp;(*!

all when him try console har she a cuss him and reject him.

den har madda end up a hospital on the day of the wedding . dis is di one ting di bride cudden even fathom happening and mi wonder ef it wasn't karma.

den she walk outta di hospital and cuss di (now) husband some more </div></div>

I saw that episode.........me cannot imagine that marriage lasting......but people dysfunctional anyway........the verbal abuse alone would have me running.......and further more me no think she did too concern bout the madda inna hospital.....it was all about her </div></div>

saw it too..i think the bride has self esteem issues why she has to be putting down her husband every second and acting like she is any better than him...poor guy