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A man gets up at the crack of dawn to go fishing, leaving his beautiful wife sleeping soundly in bed. He goes out to the garage, packs up the truck with all his gear, hooks up the boat to the truck. He checks and re-checks everything and when he's satisfied that he has everything he'll need he opens the garage door to back the truck out. Upon opening the door, he realizes it is cold, raining, and the wind is blowing very hard. So he decides to stay home. He goes back inside and as quietly as he can, undresses and gets back into bed. When he climbs into bed and snuggles up against his wife's back, she stirs a bit. He whispers, "It's raining really hard outside." And the wife says, "Yeah, can you believe my stupid husband went fishing in this?"
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There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."
Marriage Lies
There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."
aye sah
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