Bad Sex

[diabolical_Tanya]

So

suppose the first time you have sex with someone their performance was less than standard. What would you do?

a.) Tell them where they fell short but refuse a second chance.

b.) Tell them where they fell short and coach them through a second chance?

c.) Don't say anything and refuse a second chance.

d.) Shame dem an cuss dem out

[Bizzy]

Re: Bad Sex

if mi really check fi de person an everyting else was criss so far.

den mi would tell dem dat mess was awful (or wadeva) an den gi dem a chance fi do betta. if they don't then das dat.

[Emperah]

Re: Sad Bex

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_Q</div><div class="ubbcode-body">if mi really check fi de person an everyting else was criss so far.

den mi would tell dem dat mess was awful (or wadeva) an den gi dem a chance fi do betta. if they don't then das dat.
</div></div>

yuh would really seh awful?

A wah yuh waan duh mash up an dash dem ego inna de trash

[Boricua_papi]

Re: Sad Bex

I believe all women would be content to stomp on the man's ego. They appear to savor the opportunity. That is because they are evil.

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Sad Bex

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: B_P</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I believe that all the women that are attracted to me would be content to stomp on my ego. They appear to savor the opportunity. That is because they are evil. </div></div>

[Boricua_papi]

Re: Sad Bex

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Sad Bex

Bippy

[Bandana]

Re: Bad Sex

Don't do it

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">So

suppose the first time you have sex with someone their performance was less than standard. What would you do?

a.) Tell them where they fell short but refuse a second chance.

b.) Tell them where they fell short and coach them through a second chance?

<span style="font-weight: bold">c.) Don't say anything and refuse a second chance.</span>

d.) Shame dem an cuss dem out </div></div>

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Bad Sex

Okay so I like d.) but I know c.) would be the option I would prolly take.

BUT...then I wonder, suppose the last person he had sex with had chosen option b.) then I wouldn't have had to suffer through this.

Then I wonder suppose the last 5 people he had been with had chosen option b.) an him still noh learn

Then my only option should be d.) noh soh?

[Bizzy]

Re: Sad Bex

mi say (or wadeva) so whicheva word applies den mi wi use it.

y lie an mek mi self suffa id de man can do betta..


if him cyaan do betta den we can go we seperate ways an him fine smaddy we luv de awful rooksin
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SoreFooTdahJah</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_Q</div><div class="ubbcode-body">if mi really check fi de person an everyting else was criss so far.

den mi would tell dem dat mess was awful (or wadeva) an den gi dem a chance fi do betta. if they don't then das dat.
</div></div>

yuh would really seh awful?

A wah yuh waan duh mash up an dash dem ego inna de trash </div></div>

[Kurlie]

Re: Sad Bex

if it was the odda way around...how would you feel if the man tell yu so?

[Bizzy]

Re: Sad Bex

him wouldn't tell me so

but hypothetically speakin...if mi check feem mi would ask him wah else him want..an if he still aint satisfied the next time den him can galang

[Boricua_papi]

Re: Sad Bex


@ hypothetical

Mi nuh doubt wha yuh say tho.

[H_O]

Re: Sad Bex

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: B_P</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I believe all women would be content to stomp on the man's ego. They appear to savor the opportunity. That is because they are evil. </div></div>

thats the best statement i ever read on this board in 9 years.

we call them Delilah

[chitowngirl]

Re: Sad Bex

<span style="font-style: italic">true story dis...</span>

mi did date one Nigerian man wah noh ha di 'goods', but mi seh mek wi chry a ting, so...

wi chry a ting an ie nuh wuk

mi tell im fi gwey sayka im cyan do mi nuttin

di man chry cum bak an 'prove' sinting (bout fiftyeleven time)