Im Get Dis fi Xmas

[ILP]

Re: Im Get Dis fi Xmas

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> so what was in the box? <span style="font-weight: bold">I know you looked</span></div></div>

well im did leave it in my house

[ILP]

Re: Im Get Dis fi Xmas

when mi seh di ooman good...lawd di ooman good...

eidah daht or di man is really ah eediat ahn left im &quot;clues&quot; all bout. mi will let oonu choose....

di ooman collect...

* how much movie stubs (for 2)
* dinner confirmations from Opentable.com &lt;----mi neva even hear of dis service, but mi know now.
* she fine way fi bruk inna di man work email (which seem to be where most of di email come fram).
* she print out tings from im personal email.
* she have print out from him cellie bill wid numbers highlight.
* she have numerous pictras wid di man ahn some female holding hands, some wid di female ahn im hug up, some wid di female ahn im kissing. &lt;---mi gwine assume is not she, cah why she would gi im daht inna bax ahn im upset bout it.
* she have credit card receipt, bank receipt weh im order flowers, candy (mi assuming....cah one ah di receipt is fram Harry &amp; Davids)
* she have calendar wid tings write out bout 'John @ work' but di date weh im '@ work' on some ah di receipts

lawd...mi laugh suh till.

den di current mr ilp come wid...&quot;She's scary!&quot;

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Im Get Dis fi Xmas

Opentable is AWESOME!!!!! I use it all the time at work


That sounds like she had some professional help man but regardless she is gooda da good

[ILP]

Re: Im Get Dis fi Xmas

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Opentable</span> is AWESOME!!!!! I use it all the time at work


That sounds like she had some professional help man but regardless she is gooda da good </div></div>

mi look dem up taner ahn wah purpose dem serve, but fi sheg up smaddy.
why you just cant call di restaurant directly for reservations

[kia027]

Re: Im Get Dis fi Xmas

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Hibern8ting_ILP</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Opentable</span> is AWESOME!!!!! I use it all the time at work


That sounds like she had some professional help man but regardless she is gooda da good </div></div>

mi look dem up taner ahn wah purpose dem serve, but fi sheg up smaddy.
why you just cant call di restaurant directly for reservations </div></div>

cause u can mek reservation when you eena meeting

so you IM and get the date &amp; times den mek reservation; get u confirmation all while looking like u participating eena de meeting at work

multitasking

Yes the ooman good and patient

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Im Get Dis fi Xmas

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Hibern8ting_ILP</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Opentable</span> is AWESOME!!!!! I use it all the time at work


That sounds like she had some professional help man but regardless she is gooda da good </div></div>

mi look dem up taner ahn wah purpose dem serve, but fi sheg up smaddy.
why you just cant call di restaurant directly for reservations </div></div>because it's all done online and I don't have the patience required to talk to some of those <span style="text-decoration: line-through">dumb bimbo's</span> restaurant hostesses. Plus you have a paper record of any special requests.

[ILP]

Re: Im Get Dis fi Xmas

mi had was fi look pon di current mr ilp, cah sometimes mi nu know weh im come fram. bout 'she's scary'

anyhow...wi a dig through di box ahn ah shake wi head. Mi mean di ooman cover every kinna base she did need fi cover, enoh?

but when you check out everyting daht inna di bax is ongly di pictra mi thinking she did have help with, enoh? if John is di type ah smaddy weh leave im computer log on all di time then she have access to im email. plus di account login for the bills...how many of oonu tell di computer to remember you?

di movie receipts...well mi think im juss careless ahn she check im pockets/wallet.

mi still trying fi figure out di work email....

anyhow...wi put di tings back inna di bax ahn move wi debate if di ooman scary or John juss careless to di kitchen, when wi hear di doorbell ring. di current mr ilp open di door and is John...&quot;I forgot the box.&quot; &lt;-----

John never even follow di current mr ilp to the kitchen, im juss wait at di door, which was fine by me. di current mr ilp give im di bax and shut di door. mi sure eediat John know that wi closely examine di contents of im xmas gift

mi nu hear no furdah updates...mi gwine wait few days den ask di current mr ilp.

[kia027]

Re: Im Get Dis fi Xmas

poor John im gwine be 90 and a still figure out whe im do wrong

[QK13]

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How long has she been collecting this stuff and she was still there with him?!?!

She IS scary... I'd a been outta there soon as I found out.

[ILP]

Re: Im Get Dis fi Xmas

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Q.K</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How long has she been collecting this stuff and she was still there with him?!?!

She IS scary... I'd a been outta there soon as I found out. </div></div>

but wah wrang wid being sure before you mek conclusions?
mi juss askin...cah mi woulda bobbit im fram di fuss