How much of a true friend are you?

[franksterr]

<span style="text-decoration: underline">A FRIEND IN A TIME OF NEED IS A FRIEND IN DEED </span>

Ladies
You and your sistren gone camping, and as it hot women do tend to sleep without their undies. Well as life would have it a deadly snake crawl up her leg and bit her on the clitoris. In order to save her life some one had to suck out the poison immediately and then rush her to the hospital

Would you?

Gents
Similar situation Gone camping, breddren gone tek a [censored], and a snake bit him on the Glands(hood head), To save his life someone had to suck it out immediately before going to the hospital. if its left up to you -

Would he live or die?

[kia027]

Re: How much of a true friend are you?

no cause as a true friend mi would not be in this situation as my friend dem done know seh mi noh eena camping business and if u a camp outa door no matta how hot it is nobady a leff dem cho cho out deh fi snakes, scorpions and dem ting deh

come wid a betta scenario dan dat

[chitowngirl]

Re: How much of a true friend are you?

dis nuh fi goh dunga DearK?

[Gen]

Re: How much of a true friend are you?

well, my idea of camping is at a motel 6 like la quinta inn or some kinda inn

wid AC and bed, and mi owna sheets and tings suh di probability of that happening is 0

[ILP]

Re: How much of a true friend are you?

you killin mi tiddey wid di pontifications.

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: How much of a true friend are you?

Well like how mi ah good good fren.....

Mi wooda seh likkly pryah an guh fi help caws MI nah suck out nuttin.

Weh di heck yu ah do outa door ah camp numba 1...den fi outa door wid no panty? Yu lucky seh him neva crawl up deh....eediat

[Bizzy]

Re: How much of a true friend are you?

BOADWL!!!

Why de heck would a woman not wear underwear an a sleep wid a next ooman??

mi nuh wear baggy fi sleep if mi a sleep alone or wid mi man..but if mi a share bed wid mi fren mi fully clothed inna proper pajamas...not even tshirt an panty or nighty alone

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: How much of a true friend are you?

I think it's highly unlikely anyone would ever even admit that they would do it same with the sea urchin or is it jelly fish which ever one require someone to pee on you

[Gen]

Re: How much of a true friend are you?

yes but with the sea urchin/jelly fish scenario, mi can guh behind one cokenat tree, and pee in a shell and the smaddy can do wah dem want with it

[WorshipRaiser]

Re: How much of a true friend are you?

LOL - please I would tek the pee anyday ova the suc-tion.

I'm with Tilly, pray until de powa of de Lawd come lift up yer heads, and don't be afray-aid!

[WorshipRaiser]

Re: How much of a true friend are you?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: franksterr</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="text-decoration: underline">A FRIEND IN A TIME OF NEED IS A FRIEND IN DEED </span>

Ladies
You and your sistren gone camping, and as it hot women do tend to sleep without their undies. Well as life would have it a deadly snake crawl up her leg and bit her on the clitoris. In order to save her life some one had to suck out the poison immediately and then rush her to the hospital

Would you?

Gents
Similar situation Gone camping, breddren gone tek a [censored], and a snake bit him on the Glands(hood head), To save his life someone had to suck it out immediately before going to the hospital. if its left up to you -

Would he live or die?


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This is some good comic relief doh! Mi was laughin all by miself.

[WorshipRaiser]

Re: How much of a true friend are you?

<span style="font-weight: bold"> <span style="font-size: 14pt"> And Franksterr what would you have done?</span> </span>

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: How much of a true friend are you?

any how dis situation noh really have premise as woman noh goh camping unless man deh bout fi dem look or look pan. And mi sure nuff a dem would be willing fi come deal wid di snake bite.

Men now dat is a diff story...

[Yvonne N.]

Re: How much of a true friend are you?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: worshiPRaiserPDB</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LOL - please I would tek the pee anyday ova the suc-tion.

I'm with Tilly, pray until de powa of de Lawd come lift up yer heads, and don't be afray-aid! </div></div>



All mi can duh is laff...PDB...yu noh have no sense enoh!

<span style="font-size: 8pt">...no sah...dem deh school is not in my books...</span>

[julie*mango]

Re: How much of a true friend are you?

BOAL!!!

mi convince..not a drop a sense