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So this man weh mi work wid getting divorce fram im wife cah she "stepped out" <---(fi im term daht) pon im. But check this: dem have ‘open marriage with rules’. Mi had was fi check wah daht was, but anyhow. Smaddy email di man pictras of his wife wid one next smaddy. But im did think it was joke tings so im hire smaddy fi follow im wife.
Well is beer alms & powdah house cah di PI come back in mussi few hours wid nuff evidence gense di wife. Dem have war, house on market, divorce ah gwan, settlement.
Well here’s di 'tory. As di man work here, im know daht im haffi keep divorce tings under wraps (somewhat) cah wi have morality clause inna fi wi contract. Every now ahn again mi run into di man at di gym, im is into fitness too. Well it mussi 2 weeks ago, mi run into di man ahn mi see one next ooman from work ahn come join wi conversation. But di way she did ah nyam im up wid har yeye, mi was like: “wait a minute!”
Anyhow, dem feel how mi a look pon dem, so dem tek mi inna dem confidence ahn tell me daht dem "dating".
Soon come...
Well is beer alms & powdah house cah di PI come back in mussi few hours wid nuff evidence gense di wife. Dem have war, house on market, divorce ah gwan, settlement.
Well here’s di 'tory. As di man work here, im know daht im haffi keep divorce tings under wraps (somewhat) cah wi have morality clause inna fi wi contract. Every now ahn again mi run into di man at di gym, im is into fitness too. Well it mussi 2 weeks ago, mi run into di man ahn mi see one next ooman from work ahn come join wi conversation. But di way she did ah nyam im up wid har yeye, mi was like: “wait a minute!”
Anyhow, dem feel how mi a look pon dem, so dem tek mi inna dem confidence ahn tell me daht dem "dating".
Soon come...
wah im juss fell in deh by accident? 
not daht mi care or anyting.
Cah mi nu care bout dem business. But mi did ask har if she did know was married and di ink pon di documents nuh set yet, much less? She seh yes, she know bout it ahn she know bout di pickney dem. She seh dem juss a have good time. Dem a juss enjoy demself.
but mi bust out wid one big laugh, essie? Actually it was more a loud, "eh!" She continued, "You havent heard the gossip?" Mi seh,"No. I keep to myself around here." Then she continued, "I mean, she cheated on him (work man wife...soon to be ex-wife), I came after. So how does that make me a home wrecker? Plus I dont see how I'm a vulture either. What business of it is theirs?"
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