Would any of you women like to be my ting?

[Derek]

I'm stockily built and 5' 11". I know how to choose a good wine in a restaurant and I like films, Old Skool Reggae, Soul, Modern Jazz, R&B and some Hip Hop/Rap.

I don't have earrings, baggy jeans, patterns in my hair or any hooded tops.

I can cook, I have a steady job and a full set of teeth - of which none are gold.

I prefer women who are either as black as the ace of spades, chocolate brown, lightly grilled or fair. They must be either plump, regular or slim; tall, average height or short, with large breasts, medium-sized breasts or two fried eggs on an ironing board.
The bottom must be small, or big enough for me to place my beer bottle on.

Kindly send a pm if you think you match this description - no time wasters please.

[St_Bess]

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Aye Derrick - you miss the age group? Please add the age requirement so that the under 14's and the over 50's won't apply. I don't think this is such a good idea enu - wasn't it something like this that got you in trouble in the first place?

[diabolical_Tanya]

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cousin an cousin bwile good soup

[CeaBee]

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[Derek]

Re: Would any of you women like to be my ting?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: St_Bess</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Aye Derrick - you miss the age group? Please add the age requirement so that the under 14's and the over 50's won't apply. I don't think this is such a good idea enu - </div></div>
She must be betwen 28 35.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: St_Bess</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wasn't it something like this that got you in trouble in the first place?</div></div>
I don't understand - please explain.

[julie*mango]

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di pung sterling still trang?

how Dubai? it nice ova deh?

yu ha money?

if di price is right mi bag dem pack an divorce paypa sign

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NamasteSkelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">di pung sterling still trang?

how Dubai? it nice ova deh?

yu ha money?

if di price is right mi bag dem pack an divorce paypa sign </div></div>




I forgot to add that I like long legs but I don't mind if the legs are short - just as long as they can reach the ground.

[ILP]

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so what you investments portfolio look like?
wah bout fi you extended fambly? how dem tan?
do you tek extended business trips? cah daht is pawt of di marrige agreement.
you haffi tek 3 weeklong business trip every month.

[St_Bess]

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Me mean the soon to be ex-wifey aldoah me grany sey people shouldn't involve demselves inna husban and wife business because tidey dem bex and tonite the two head depan 1 pilla.

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: St_Bess</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Me mean the soon to be ex-wifey aldoah me grany sey people shouldn't involve demselves inna husban and wife business because tidey dem bex and tonite the two head depan 1 pilla. </div></div>


Err...

I'm only joking St Bess... This is a joke thread... I'm not really looking for women I've never met and probably never will... on the Internet...

[Bizzy]

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mi too young but I can help u find smaddy...ask around...I'm a good P I M P

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: St_Bess</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Aye Derrick - you miss the age group? Please add the age requirement so that the under 14's and the over 50's won't apply. I don't think this is such a good idea enu - </div></div>
She must be betwen 28 35.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: St_Bess</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wasn't it something like this that got you in trouble in the first place?</div></div>
I don't understand - please explain. </div></div>

[Bizzy]

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cho...u cooden mek mi eat a food fuss

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: St_Bess</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Me mean the soon to be ex-wifey aldoah me grany sey people shouldn't involve demselves inna husban and wife business because tidey dem bex and tonite the two head depan 1 pilla. </div></div>


Err...

I'm only joking St Bess... This is a joke thread... I'm not really looking for women I've never met and probably never will... on the Internet... </div></div>

[Suesumba]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm stockily built and 5' 11&quot;. I know how to choose a good wine in a restaurant and I like films, Old Skool Reggae, Soul, Modern Jazz, R&amp;B and some Hip Hop/Rap.

I don't have earrings, baggy jeans, patterns in my hair or any hooded tops.

I can cook, I have a steady job and a full set of teeth - of which none are gold.

I prefer women who are either as black as the ace of spades, chocolate brown, lightly grilled or fair. They must be either plump, regular or slim; tall, average height or short, with large breasts, medium-sized breasts or two fried eggs on an ironing board.
The bottom must be small, or big enough for me to place my beer bottle on.

Kindly send a pm if you think you match this description - no time wasters please.
</div></div>

your writing skills are excellent, that being my only pre-requisite in choosing a mate

[St_Bess]

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Me know you joking sausage man a pure jokers inna dis place. Don't knack de internet until you have tried it me cuzin who lived in Canada at the time met a woman from TN on the net and dem happily married now and him mussi inna him 70's.

[julie*mango]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NamasteSkelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">di pung sterling still trang?

how Dubai? it nice ova deh?

yu ha money?

if di price is right mi bag dem pack an divorce paypa sign </div></div>




I forgot to add that I like long legs but I don't mind if the legs are short - just as long as they can reach the ground. </div></div>


yes dem can reach di grung