My new husband's penis is too small

[Nanook]

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My ex husband only had three inches.





<span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-size: 8pt">from the floor </span></span>


Seriously though, I sure wouldn't buy a pair of shoes without trying them on first!

[Nylah]

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^^^

You and Q.K. are not right atall

[Nunya]

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Mi memba one time one church ooman a Ja say to one nedda church ooman 'Yuh know say yuh cyaa have sex wid im fore yuh married, but at least yuh can <span style="font-weight: bold">felt it up</span>'....

~~~waaaaiiiieeee~~~

A long time since mi even tink bout dat, but a dat my girl shouldan do man, she shouldan come to grips wid de tings dem or try to felt it up likkle bit

[MrsBlue]

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<span style="color: #3333FF">I'm guessing her religion forbids battery assistance, too. I guess she's screwed. Or not.

But then, there's nothing wrong with her own fingers. </span>

[Nunya]

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No sah! I knew of a case like this where the woman found out after the marriage that he had nutn but a nub. Her faith forbade her to divorce except on the grounds of adultery and she wasn't so inclined to commit it and he, well, <span style="font-style: italic">couldn't</span>...

That case, just like this one, shows that these men are just plain selfish. Or maybe as someone once said, maybe they were delusional, you know, looking in the mirror and instead of seeing a baby worm, they see anaconda...

I could not live with 'my fingers', no sah. He would have to go. Or I would.

[julie*mango]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Q.K</div><div class="ubbcode-body">And this is why I firmly believe in &quot;Try before you buy&quot;

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preach it sister, preach it

virginity is way overrated...

[julie*mango]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">No sah! I knew of a case like this where the woman found out after the marriage that he had nutn but a nub. Her faith forbade her to divorce except on the grounds of adultery and she wasn't so inclined to commit it and he, well, <span style="font-style: italic">couldn't</span>...

That case, just like this one, shows that these men are just plain selfish. Or maybe as someone once said, maybe they were delusional, you know, looking in the mirror and instead of seeing a baby worm, they see anaconda...

I could not live with 'my fingers', no sah. He would have to go. Or I would. </div></div>


if mi did si dis pan mi weddin night mi wudden even touch im...mi wuddan run go file annulment di following morning

[twiney]

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while I don't advocate divorce when the marriage is entered into under misrepresentation I say go for it. And it is not the size is mi prob cause if she knew before and got married anyway then I say so be it ...

[j-kid]

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Well as far as shi is concerned, shi is still ah vergin an shi still hon hav noh sex yet. Das why shi sey shi wi hav virgin birth (birth without sex, similar tuh Mary).

By di way, using har finger fi pleasure is probably ah sin too, an dat ah still noh sex, jus like him likkle penis.

Di man also lazy, him sey ah only one position shi ah goh get fieva. Shi is royally un-screwed!

[msgoody2shoes]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">No sah! I knew of a case like this where the woman found out after the marriage that he had nutn but a nub. Her faith forbade her to divorce except on the grounds of adultery and she wasn't so inclined to commit it and he, well, <span style="font-style: italic">couldn't</span>...

<span style="font-weight: bold">That case, just like this one, shows that these men are just plain selfish. Or maybe as someone once said, maybe they were delusional, you know, looking in the mirror and instead of seeing a baby worm, they see anaconda...
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I could not live with 'my fingers', no sah. He would have to go. Or I would. </div></div>

I feel for the woman due to her religious belief and all. Been there done that but with a different affliction. It was not size, (though he boasted that he was more endowed than he was) it was ED. Size without functions is useless still. I was able to get out of the marriage because of misrepresentation, et all. But I was leaving regardless! That mess was not going to fly with me.

But the advise I received after wards was if I can't sleep with him before marriage, at least do the &quot;feel up&quot;. When the time comes, I probably won't have one problem with doing that at all.

On the virgin birth matter, she does have a point. If he is only &quot;slipping through the crack&quot; as opposed to penetrating or pushing his way through, she is physically still in a virginal state and her hymen will be broken by the birth. For a time, that was my concern but thank God I did not get pregnant. She should not fret because either way she's gonna feel pain.

[Diplomat]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
<span style="font-weight: bold">My problem is that I discovered on our wedding night that he has a very small penis,</span> and even when he penetrated me I felt no pain, nor did I bleed, because I don't even think his penis got to the part where my hymen is located. </div></div>
&quot;Small&quot; relative to what? And how does she know her hymen is still intact? Based on her last statement, does she even know where it is? Sometimes I wonder if some people make these things up...

[msgoody2shoes]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CEW</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: evanovitch</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
<span style="font-weight: bold">My problem is that I discovered on our wedding night that he has a very small penis,</span> and even when he penetrated me I felt no pain, nor did I bleed, because I don't even think his penis got to the part where my hymen is located. </div></div>
&quot;Small&quot; relative to what? And how does she know her hymen is still intact? Based on her last statement, does she even know where it is? Sometimes I wonder if some people make these things up... </div></div>

Not that I am defending her, but I don't think she needs to see several different penis's to surmise that her husband is &quot;small&quot;. You can look at a penis and know when it's small. Contrary to popular beliefs too, Christian virgins are not dumb bumpkins that don't know what goes on until the wedding night. They read and have mothers/matrons that educate them. Otherwise nature teaches them.

As to the hymen, I am no gynocologist, but I have also read and heard from Dr's that the hymen has a few locations as well as sizes. Some you can see from personal examination and some only the Doctor can see through further examination. Because she felt no pain or saw no blood, can mean he did not go through her hymen but simply slid by or underneath it without removing it. Some hymens are so thick, it takes several months before it is removed or eventually falls off/out.

Now if that particular story was made up, that's another story.

[Stormmey]

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Lawddddd me is dedding in here tidey....sound like that is a pimple

[rufian]

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tampon mean dildo?