man weh desserve fi get:
shot eena underground garage by your jealous lover;
slow pizen wid rodent killer;
electrocuted wid electric shaver;
run down by asian female driver by accident
have hot hile poured eena dem aize wen dem a sleep;
driven mad by jimson weed mix wid dem ganja;
have their head slammed into cement till dem brain seep outta dem nosehole;
fall awffa highrize balcony by accident
beaten to death by a pool cue in a biker bar;
shot by police in a routine traffic stop;
gored to death on an idyllic vacation in spain during the running of the bulls;
pelted to death by tomatoes on the same spanish vacation during the tomato festival;
die diving off a cliff in rio;
knifed to death ban an upset gambler in vegas;
eaten by sharks during a tranquil swim in australia;
mauled to death by crocodiles while sunning in the everglades;
trampled to death by a herd of stampeding white rhinos, even tho there are only 800 left in the wild;
ladies/gentlemen: care to discuss?
shot eena underground garage by your jealous lover;
slow pizen wid rodent killer;
electrocuted wid electric shaver;
run down by asian female driver by accident

have hot hile poured eena dem aize wen dem a sleep;
driven mad by jimson weed mix wid dem ganja;
have their head slammed into cement till dem brain seep outta dem nosehole;
fall awffa highrize balcony by accident

beaten to death by a pool cue in a biker bar;
shot by police in a routine traffic stop;
gored to death on an idyllic vacation in spain during the running of the bulls;
pelted to death by tomatoes on the same spanish vacation during the tomato festival;
die diving off a cliff in rio;
knifed to death ban an upset gambler in vegas;
eaten by sharks during a tranquil swim in australia;
mauled to death by crocodiles while sunning in the everglades;
trampled to death by a herd of stampeding white rhinos, even tho there are only 800 left in the wild;
ladies/gentlemen: care to discuss?
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