Sexy Toys

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TipToeSkelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wth is dat? </div></div>

let's just say you sit on a sybian and ...

o lord. the things i've learned

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check out an episode a Howard Stern.. (my hero )

let mi check him website

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Here is Carmen Electra on di Sybiam



others




n its good for all ages



no matter your health...

[FrenchTickla]

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a dem tings a gwaan in yah. blow wow

[julie*mango]

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[Boricua_papi]

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[Stormmey]

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whooiieeeeee

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Howard Stern rulez!!!!

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How comes Pepper delete out di picha dem???!!!

A bet if a did half nakeid men it woulda stay.. Bwoy mi a tell yuh..

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wait!!! dem dissapear again!!!

awheydi!!!

Ok mi ago poas dem one LASSS TIME
<span style="font-style: italic"> * anybady else just hear di Maderaters dem fingers c-ock??? </span>

Meck a see if unno ago delete the word c-ock also.. when its used to describe an action

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ohh mi get the warning.. its a G-Rated site..
Well a guess smaddy shouldnt be asking bout sex toys then.. or is SEX TOYS G-Rated since a &quot;Toys&quot;

Would be interested to see mothers giving them kids dildos to keep them busy.


A bet if a run down this Dear-K lane yah a bet in no time mi find at least 1/2 dozen post that would NOT be considered G Rated..

[kia027]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dmXks</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wait!!! dem dissapear again!!!

awheydi!!!

Ok mi ago poas dem one LASSS TIME
<span style="font-style: italic"> * anybady else just hear di Maderaters dem fingers c-ock??? </span>

Meck a see if unno ago delete the word c-ock also.. when its used to describe an action </div></div>

moderators fingers not at attention but the report post function a work good today

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: I_Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dmXks</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wait!!! dem dissapear again!!!

awheydi!!!

Ok mi ago poas dem one LASSS TIME
<span style="font-style: italic"> * anybady else just hear di Maderaters dem fingers c-ock??? </span>

Meck a see if unno ago delete the word c-ock also.. when its used to describe an action </div></div>

moderators fingers not at attention but the report post function a work good today </div></div>

tan deh... a may just sic HO pon yuh bahine

[kia027]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dmXks</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: I_Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dmXks</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wait!!! dem dissapear again!!!

awheydi!!!

Ok mi ago poas dem one LASSS TIME
<span style="font-style: italic"> * anybady else just hear di Maderaters dem fingers c-ock??? </span>

Meck a see if unno ago delete the word c-ock also.. when its used to describe an action </div></div>

moderators fingers not at attention but the report post function a work good today </div></div>

tan deh... a may just sic HO pon yuh bahine </div></div>

[diabolical_Tanya]

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AS A WOMAN PASSED HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING
FROM WITHIN.

OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR.
SHOCKED, SHE? ASKED: 'WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?'

THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: 'MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS
OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY
AND LEAVE ME ALONE.'

THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED
BEDROOM DOOR.

UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR.

TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: 'DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND
THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.'

A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM a SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE
KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM,
OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM.

SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND
STARING AT THE TV.

THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.

THE WIFE ASKED: 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?'

THE HUSBAND REPLIED:



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a butt plug