I have revised my list in time for Valentine's Day

[Tropicana]

New Must Have List for 2015

- Christian
- Established in his career
- Must agree to no sex or BJs before marriage
- No macho or sexist hang-ups
- Must love to travel.

Nice to Have:

Accents are fine but he must also be able to express himself clearly in standard English without dropping or adding h's, dropping endings like "ing" or saying "you know" and AHM every 2 seconds.

It would be good to share some common interests. I won't drag him to the ballet if he doesn't want to go (my friend who I used to go to the ballet with has moved back to town) but he must be willing to accompany me to tea.

Showstoppers:

Gallis men and men with out of wedlock children need not apply. They will be fast-tracked to the do not date pile.

Men who have ever had one night stands or "booty call" or "friends with benefits" relationships will not even be considered.

Absolutely no pornography, drugs or alcohol abuse. Ganja even for medicinal purposes is a definite no-no.

Have I left out anything important?

Ladies and gents, please share your lists as they currently stand. If you don't have a list and will accept all applicants, there are a few suitors I can immediately send your way.

Disclaimer: This is just for fun.

[RichD]

hard to fill that list in UK too

http://www.jamaicans.com/forums/showthread.php?172969-no-comment

you get any proposals like she has?

[Tropicana]

I can't see the opening post. Send me where I can find the information about the lady.

No no proposals as when they don't meet the list, I shut them down right away. So far, none of the suitors are suitable.

Come, come now, I have trimmed my list considerably. Surely there is someone on the face of the earth who meets these requirements.

[RichD]

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/south-londoner-claims-she-has-turned-down-14-proposals-from-14-different-men-10037953.html

[Tropicana]

Thanks Ritchie baby.

A nursery manager who has turned down proposals from 14 men said she is still looking for a match who can meet her extensive list of essential requirements.
Sonia Poleon, 52, said she has compiled a list of at least 25 must-have qualities for a potential suitor and will not compromise on any of them.

Wow even I say that 25 is a bit long and as you know my original list was LONG!

....her Christian beliefs meant she was not prepared to have sex before marriage.
She said: "I have got a long list of what I am looking for. I want somebody who has already got their own career carved out. They must be single and they must be sane."

Asked what her advice was for other single women, she said: "I think they need to know what they want. I have a list of 25 essential requirements, 19 desirable qualities and four 'can't stand' elements. I put things into categories. If they really want that person they will find them."

Her first 2 lists are a bit long. Still, I like her approach but she should be prepared to be single for a long time. The men who meet all of these criteria are usually snapped up before they leave their 20s. I would like to see the lists though and see if her criteria overlap with mine.

[Xavier]

I think your list is reasonable. Now what is AHM?

[Tropicana]

Maybe I spelt it wrong. Ammmm or aaaam.

Glad my list is finally on the right tract. Took me long enough.